So, I ninja'd a bit during my hiatus, because there's that SPACE between paragraphs where your brain is all, "Do we have any root beer? I want root beer. I think I'd better go see if we have any--- oooh, hot chocolate! Imma make myself a cup of... dammit, I need to do laundry." (Nope, no exaggeration. That was almost an exact train of thought of mine today while I was away from the computer.)
Anyway. I saw that
classprotector was doing a drabble meme. So I gave a prompt. Not even a very good prompt, because I was distracted by hot chocolate and neglected laundry.
And this is what I got... It's like a sundae of awesome with sprinkles of OMG on top.