Ooo, ooo, let me try one! Let's see...
* Uses a
didactic, stentorian tone to tell people how wrong they are;
* Has a melodramatic reaction to something she dislikes;
*
Brags about how sensitive she is in her personal journal;
* Headlines her
userinfo page with the most impenetrable, polyglot fragment of an "important" poem the Norton Anthology could provide;
* Likes Ani DeFranco...
Yup, she goes to Berkeley!
Edit: Well, it struck me that way, but I guess I'm alone. Win some, lose some!