More real life snark
After a very long detailed discussion where I tried my damnest to explain non-monogamous relationships:
"You must really love him. It's bad enough if he likes dick. I couldn't date a guy after he's been fucked in the ass by half a football team."
Yeah, it kinda sucks being last in line. But I usually fall in love with whoever is in front of me so it hasn't been a problem. And never underestimate the lonely mascot. Sure times get rough. Sometimes times get chafed and you got to take a five minute break to stretch and apply more lube. Together we can withstand anything because polyamory means loving each other enough to share the cheerleaders.
THANK YOU FOR MISSING EVERYTHING AND WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME!
"You must really love him. It's bad enough if he likes dick. I couldn't date a guy after he's been fucked in the ass by half a football team."
Yeah, it kinda sucks being last in line. But I usually fall in love with whoever is in front of me so it hasn't been a problem. And never underestimate the lonely mascot. Sure times get rough. Sometimes times get chafed and you got to take a five minute break to stretch and apply more lube. Together we can withstand anything because polyamory means loving each other enough to share the cheerleaders.
THANK YOU FOR MISSING EVERYTHING AND WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME!