slightly new twist on an old lament
It's hard enough finding a Hot Bi Babe to be our sex toy/servant - but trying to find one who doesn't want to be a babysitter, too is just impossible! I can't understand what I could be doing wrong! All you childfree HBBs should be throwing yourselves at me! Women who want to have kids are stupid, and I don't want stupid women, but I promise I'll respect you in the morning!