|!| Snark By Proxy... |!|
...because I'm bored, and trolling livejournal for an unsnarked stoopid was taking too long. I'll return to that after this. On with it!
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OMG, noone but gromers who were born grooming shud trim nayuls b/c it is horibul ********i am serious******* if u cut the quick u will die b/c the dog will kil u and i am not kiding b/c i used to work at pets mart and thus have an overdeveloped sense of dramatics.
Seriously. Yes, cutting nails is not something to be done drunk, but it's also not exactly brain surgery. Nor is a question that can be answered "just cutting the tips of the nails off is fine" serious enough to warrant what would be a four paragraph comment if the commenter was versed in the use of anything but the * key. Not to mention that not all groomers (especially PetsMart/Petco groomers) are the cats meow. I would clarify that I am not particularly insulting anyone here who might be a PetsMart groomer and that it was my experience at all the stores I've come into contact with that the groomers were all overdramatic, incompetent IDIOTS... ...but I'm kind of hoping to offend someone again with a passing comment.