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[roamingtigress]

You can't own a pit bull puppies in Ontario, because ya know they are inherently vicious despite what the Supreme Court of Alabama said, but primates are a-okay! They're completely domestic, and have never known to bite people. What more can you ask for in a pet?http://

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[ibritt]

Ontario is full of retardation.

-2 am last call
-nothing stays open past 7 on a Saturday unless it's booze related
-Gov't controlled liquor sales
-Pit Bull ban
-Pizza Pizza (though that's a nationwide fuckup)

[roamingtigress]

Yep.

Domestic skunks are also banned, but not tigers (all you need basically is a piece of paper to have one).

[ibritt]

I had a friend in 4-H that got a skunk as a pet... dumb bitch kept it in a tiny wire rabbit cage (like 12" by 18") and fed it cheap cat food that you can find at mom & pop street corner convenient stores, and the poor thing died of a prolapsed rectum.

[roamingtigress]

Poor thing :(

[rozae]

WTF.