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mbif in dot_pet_snark

You're shitting me, right?

Jan 26, 2009 12:10

omg now I can learn 2 alpha roll newherez!!!!!

When I get my DS Lite, this is totally the first game I'm gonna buy. (Except, y'know, not.)

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rozae January 27 2009, 04:37:15 UTC

That's what I said when I saw the brand new Dog Whisperer Discipline Treats.

http://shop.planetgreen.discovery.com/dog_whisperer_by_cesar_millan_discipline_rewards_organic_beef_jerky_dog_treats_3_oz_organic-product_73331.html

ALL NEW CESAR MILLAN DOG WHISPERER TREATS! DISCIPLINE YOUR DOG WHILE YOU REWARD IT!

silverblaidd January 27 2009, 04:39:03 UTC

WHAT.

rozae January 27 2009, 04:42:38 UTC

They also have a treat called "Exercise" : http://www.buzzillions.com/dz_2616880_cesar_millan_dog_whisperer_by_exercise_reviews#L2ltYWdlLmRveD9SPTI2MTY4ODAmd2lkZT1mYWxzZQ==

I think it works best by throwing it at your dog's neck. The treats slam into the dog's neck, scruff and shake it, then pin it to the ground until the dog cries "Uncle!" The dog comes away with sweaty pawpads and panting, which we all know indicates a proper workout.

silverblaidd January 27 2009, 04:44:49 UTC

"As your dog's pack leader, you need to set clear rules, boundaries and limitations, so your dog understands what is expected of him. Showing an animal leadership and providing rules is NOT the same as instilling fear or doling out punishment. Maintain control of yourself, both physically and emotionally, and project calm-assertive energy! Dog Whisperer Discipline Treats are specially formulated to attract your dog's attention and keep it. Aromatic morsels of certified organic beef jerky provide the perfect training treat. Provide an added psychological challenge by havign your dog wait patiently for the treat or asking your dog to perform a simple action or sequence of actions, like sitting or lying down. The treat will mean more if your dog has worked for it! Break the treat into smaller pieces to get more repetitions.Don't forget your Dog Whisperer Exercise Treats and Dog Whisperer Affection Treats; each certified organic training treat serves a different purpose in providing your dog with rewards for desired behaviors ( ... )

rozae January 27 2009, 04:47:09 UTC

"Don't forget your Dog Whisperer Exercise Treats and Dog Whisperer Affection Treats;"
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT HE KNOWS WHAT AFFECTION IS? HE ENDORSES AFFECTION? THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

silverblaidd January 27 2009, 04:50:50 UTC

Every treat does something different, you know. That's what it is. He lets the treats do the talking.

rozae January 27 2009, 04:51:46 UTC

The treadmill does the walking.

saluqi January 27 2009, 10:01:30 UTC

Man this thread came at the right time! Thank-you all!

rozae January 27 2009, 11:55:41 UTC

You should see our chat logs.

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