AKC Labs
Posted on a local parent yahoo group I belong to:
"I have tons of lab puppies!!! AKC, shots, everything you would need. I'm doing you a favor and taking half off the normal price because frankly no one will pay full price right now and I cannot afford it keep feeding them all. But really, it's a great deal you should all jump at it! Feel sorry for me at least and buy a puppy will ya?
[Edit:I forgot this gem originally
Please send any puppy buyers my way. I obviously am not connected to the dog world so I can't find homes myself. so if you know someone who cannot afford more expensive puppies give them my number. That's what I consider a prime candidate for puppy buyers. Someone who cannot afford the initial puppy price since we all know that is the most you will ever spend on the dog. Want a bargain basement deal? Come to my house kennel. No one turned down. Bankruptcy, bad credit, no dog experience, this is your place!]
They are really good pet quality puppies, some might be better. I'm not sure, but maybe.
They are almost 12 weeks old, so I'm not freaking out or anything. I never imagined not finding homes for 9 of the most common dogs in America. Why won't anyone pay my ridiculous price for BYB puppies in this economy??
Check out my website, it's golden!"
From the website:
"First off I've been doing this for 16 years, so I obviously know what I am doing. And because I only have one AKC litter a year I am in no way, no how, no chance in hell contributing to the over pet population. I've have to like have 2 litters a year to do that, duhh! I also never mean if I have any non-AKC litters in the year...shhhhh.
I am so awesome that some random person who I don't name is quoted on my website saying that I know my stuff, with *two* exclamation points. If I didn't know my stuff there would be only one exclamation point, but when there are two you know its serious business.
Also I am such a great mom because I put the puppy are right outside my bedroom window. It's almost as good as being inside the house! But don't worry. Outside is fun. It's all dirt, and I flood it and bleach it to cut down on the germs. Since I'm a BYB germs are everywhere. There's no way I can protect my yard...I mean dirt lot. Dirt is way better than concrete. Just pretend there's no such this as grass.
In case you are wondering I did not get the mom OFA'd because she torn her ACL and I just couldn't chance it. But you know...maybe I'll do it for her second litter.
The dad doesn't have his OFA done either because even though this is his second litter he's still too young to have it done!
So really. I have no fucking idea if these dogs are healthy enough to be bred, but I did it anyhow. Srsly, I'm a good breeder, swear!!
Here's a picture of the puppy's grandmother. We kept a female from her last litter and she is the mom of this litter. So either grandma was really damned old at her last litter so we are such amazing owners that she died super young. Either way, are labs are healthy I swear!!
Check out the cool rain shelter I built. I know it doesn't rain much in San Diego, but there's no f-ing way I'd bring 9 puppies into my house. That's crazy. I don't care if it gets all muddy and nasty and cold. They need to suck it up! At 4 weeks is old they need to learn to face the harsh realities of life. Oh BTW did I mention that I'm a wonderful breeder? I do it for the puppies, not the money. But I don't want them in my house. Nope."
"I have tons of lab puppies!!! AKC, shots, everything you would need. I'm doing you a favor and taking half off the normal price because frankly no one will pay full price right now and I cannot afford it keep feeding them all. But really, it's a great deal you should all jump at it! Feel sorry for me at least and buy a puppy will ya?
[Edit:I forgot this gem originally
Please send any puppy buyers my way. I obviously am not connected to the dog world so I can't find homes myself. so if you know someone who cannot afford more expensive puppies give them my number. That's what I consider a prime candidate for puppy buyers. Someone who cannot afford the initial puppy price since we all know that is the most you will ever spend on the dog. Want a bargain basement deal? Come to my house kennel. No one turned down. Bankruptcy, bad credit, no dog experience, this is your place!]
They are really good pet quality puppies, some might be better. I'm not sure, but maybe.
They are almost 12 weeks old, so I'm not freaking out or anything. I never imagined not finding homes for 9 of the most common dogs in America. Why won't anyone pay my ridiculous price for BYB puppies in this economy??
Check out my website, it's golden!"
From the website:
"First off I've been doing this for 16 years, so I obviously know what I am doing. And because I only have one AKC litter a year I am in no way, no how, no chance in hell contributing to the over pet population. I've have to like have 2 litters a year to do that, duhh! I also never mean if I have any non-AKC litters in the year...shhhhh.
I am so awesome that some random person who I don't name is quoted on my website saying that I know my stuff, with *two* exclamation points. If I didn't know my stuff there would be only one exclamation point, but when there are two you know its serious business.
Also I am such a great mom because I put the puppy are right outside my bedroom window. It's almost as good as being inside the house! But don't worry. Outside is fun. It's all dirt, and I flood it and bleach it to cut down on the germs. Since I'm a BYB germs are everywhere. There's no way I can protect my yard...I mean dirt lot. Dirt is way better than concrete. Just pretend there's no such this as grass.
In case you are wondering I did not get the mom OFA'd because she torn her ACL and I just couldn't chance it. But you know...maybe I'll do it for her second litter.
The dad doesn't have his OFA done either because even though this is his second litter he's still too young to have it done!
So really. I have no fucking idea if these dogs are healthy enough to be bred, but I did it anyhow. Srsly, I'm a good breeder, swear!!
Here's a picture of the puppy's grandmother. We kept a female from her last litter and she is the mom of this litter. So either grandma was really damned old at her last litter so we are such amazing owners that she died super young. Either way, are labs are healthy I swear!!
Check out the cool rain shelter I built. I know it doesn't rain much in San Diego, but there's no f-ing way I'd bring 9 puppies into my house. That's crazy. I don't care if it gets all muddy and nasty and cold. They need to suck it up! At 4 weeks is old they need to learn to face the harsh realities of life. Oh BTW did I mention that I'm a wonderful breeder? I do it for the puppies, not the money. But I don't want them in my house. Nope."