Puppies, puppies, everywhere but not a drop of think.
Of course I want to pay $250 for the pitbull puppy you are selling out of the back of your truck in the Kroger parking lot. It's disarming cuteness (admittedly it was cute) surely overcomes the fact that it hasn't been vaccinated, is probably carrying everything from parvo to distemper, and that its parents are probably kept chained in a backyard somewhere popping out puppies. Wait! You have jack russell terriers for $150 too?! Wow, if I didn't know better I'd think you had every trendy breed of dog having a orgy in your backyard in order to make a buck. Please excuse me while I go pound my head against that post over there.