Have your cake and eat it too!

[bloolark]

Shockingly, I've discovered that puppies are an obnoxious amount of work, they pee everywhere, they need you to GASP take care of them! So, I'd really like someone to take my 2 month old puppy for a while and do all the work like house training and socializing because it seems that I'm just WAY too busy to do it. And then, when you've finished all the work, I'll take her back! Won't that be wonderful? Won't you all just jump at the idea of this? What, consider how much you work before you bring home a puppy? UNTHINKINABLE.