I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Nov 10, 2006 16:40



Now, say you have two dogs, a beagle and a shepherd mix, and you've had these dogs for years. They've always gotten along together, and have enjoyed each other's company immensely. One day, while you're watching TV, your beagle acts aggressively toward your shepherd, and ends up nipping him on the ear. This has never happened before, and after this incident all seems to be back to normal. Now, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

I can think of several courses of action in this circumstance that don't end with the beagle dying.

Clearly, though, when you're a fucking moron, one act of aggression is worthy of euthanasia, because OMG the beagle is evil and there are no other alternatives! I mean, that's what YOU would do, isn't it?

And naturally, after such tragedy, the first thing on your mind would be getting a brand new puppy from the pet store, right? In fact, why wait for even a moment? Why not just get one on the way home? ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE NEEDLESS KILLING OF YOUR DOG! Splendid.

What I wouldn't give to strap these assholes down to the Pie Pod, and pray for suffocation...

I was willing to allow them the ignorance defense when it came to keeping their rabbits in wire hutches in the backyard, with the deafening noise of their dogs' incessant barking, and no out time whatsoever, but seriously - WHAT THE FUCK. I'm now swaying quickly toward the "I'm a heartless asshole, who thinks animals are inanimate accessories." reasoning.

My sister's friends are real gems, especially in the pet care department. Ooo, shiny.

stupid pet owners, pet stores, non-lj, euthanasia

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