Please foster my dog
I'm pregnant and during this "delicate" time I cannot take care of my dog, would you please care for him until after I give birth to my spawn?
WTF?? You can't care for your dog because you're in a "delicate" trimester? This just makes absolutely no sense to me. I could say great she's offering compensation and wants the dog back. However I'm cynical by nature and suspect there will be little to no compensation and the dog may not be a "short term" foster, more like a lifetime companion for the "foster" parent(s).