Just saw on the news
OMG, there's a HUGE need for WOLFDOGS!!!
Yup, I run a business of breeding 'em. Them thar dogs don't do no harm. Oh, the video of the one that caught his foot in a wire fence? Don't pay them no mind. Them thar dogs are excited since it was caught, they ain't attacking 'im. Please, completely overlook the fact that I have that thar fencing the dogs can get caught in. HA! And you all can't do me no harm since the po-lice said I'm not doing nothing illegal; in fact, they said I'm not doing nothing wrong cuz them thar dogs would act like that in the wild! I have a huge herd of dogs I leave outside unsupervised cuz that's what they'd be like out there in them woods (not that I have woods here, but forget that too).
And I hired me an attorney in case I have more people bugged by them thar dogs. Especially since I'm not doing nothing illegal!
Edit: Linky for those interested:
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=192305&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.1.1
Yup, I run a business of breeding 'em. Them thar dogs don't do no harm. Oh, the video of the one that caught his foot in a wire fence? Don't pay them no mind. Them thar dogs are excited since it was caught, they ain't attacking 'im. Please, completely overlook the fact that I have that thar fencing the dogs can get caught in. HA! And you all can't do me no harm since the po-lice said I'm not doing nothing illegal; in fact, they said I'm not doing nothing wrong cuz them thar dogs would act like that in the wild! I have a huge herd of dogs I leave outside unsupervised cuz that's what they'd be like out there in them woods (not that I have woods here, but forget that too).
And I hired me an attorney in case I have more people bugged by them thar dogs. Especially since I'm not doing nothing illegal!
Edit: Linky for those interested:
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=192305&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.1.1