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You know, I just don't think dogs like me for some reason! Every time I go to a friend's house their dogs always try to attack me! I'm never doing anything to them and they always like everyone else, just not me! I think it's because they're pit bulls and since this one time one tried to attack me I feel like they should be banned. I don't care if they ban breeds because I only like mutts.
It's okay, though, because I steal my pets from pet stores and when I get tired of them, dump them at the animal shelter to trade them in for something better! Like a horse!
And I don't want to hear any logic or intelligence in your comments, so I'm screening them, but that's against the rules and dammit you people are so mean to me!