so
the concensus around the workplace is that im gay.
a couple weeks ago an old british man told me i look like i have aids.
today i was eating a fruit.
some dork said to his even dorkier friend
"look hes eating a banana"
so i looked him in the eyes and started sucking it off hardcore.
he called me a fucking fag and turned his chair towards the wall for about a half an hour. i love homophobes. theres more stories but who even cares.
funny. even computer generated code things im gay.
dot_exeMagic Number15JobComputer NerdPersonalityI'd Quite Like OneTemperamentAs High As A Very High KiteSexualGayLikely To WinThe Respect Of My ColleaguesMe - In A WordChinnyColour
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