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A Jewish guy boards an airplane on his way to vacation, and he ends up with a seat between two Arab guys. He slowly slips into his seat, slides his shoes off and hopes that there will be no trouble. While the Jew is in his seat relaxing Arab one says to Arab two
:”Hey this guy is clearly a Jew… lets mess around with him!”
:”Ha-ha, Sure what do you want I should do?”
:”just follow my lead”
So the first Arab guy turns his head to the Jew and says to him.
:”Hey Jew!”
:”Me? Yes?”
:”Get me a coke!”
:”Why should I get you a coke, get yourself a coke, their right there!”
:”You want we should start international incident?”
The Jew reluctantly gets up and gets the Arab a coke. While he is doing this the Arab guy takes the Jewish guys right Shoe from the floor put it under his butt and takes a huge shit in it. While laughing his head off along with the other Arab, he returns the shoe to its rightful place while the Jew returns.
The Jew returns, gives the first Arab his coke just in time to hear the second Arab say
:”Jew, where’s my coke?”
:”I JUST went to get him a coke, couldn’t you have asked me then? Why should I get you a coke?”
:”You want to start international incident?”
The Jew again reluctantly, gets up and gets the other Arab a cake.
While he is doing this the Second Arab takes his Left shoe, but it down under him and like the first Arab takes a huge dump in it.
The Jewish guy returns with the second Arabs coke and returns to his seat.
After finishing his coke the first Arab says
:”Hey Jew what do you think about the situation in South Africa.”
:”Its Terrible, Its Terrible, the blacks are killing the whites, the whites are killing the blacks, it’s a terrible, terrible thing.”
:”Hey Jew what do you think about the situation in Ireland.”
:”Its Terrible, Its Terrible, the Christians are killing the Protestants, the Protestants are killing the Christians, it’s a terrible, terrible thing.”
:”Hey Jew, What do you think about the situation in Middle East?”
“Oh Its Terrible, Its Terrible, The Arabs are shitting in Jews Shoes, the Jews are pissing in Arabs cokes, its really a terrible, terrible thing.”
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A Jewish guy boards an airplane on his way to vacation, and he ends up with a seat between two Arab guys. He slowly slips into his seat, slides his shoes off and hopes that there will be no trouble. While the Jew is in his seat relaxing Arab one says to Arab two
:”Hey this guy is clearly a Jew… lets mess around with him!”
:”Ha-ha, Sure what do you want I should do?”
:”just follow my lead”
So the first Arab guy turns his head to the Jew and says to him.
:”Hey Jew!”
:”Me? Yes?”
:”Get me a coke!”
:”Why should I get you a coke, get yourself a coke, their right there!”
:”You want we should start international incident?”
The Jew reluctantly gets up and gets the Arab a coke. While he is doing this the Arab guy takes the Jewish guys right Shoe from the floor put it under his butt and takes a huge shit in it. While laughing his head off along with the other Arab, he returns the shoe to its rightful place while the Jew returns.
The Jew returns, gives the first Arab his coke just in time to hear the second Arab say
:”Jew, where’s my coke?”
:”I JUST went to get him a coke, couldn’t you have asked me then? Why should I get you a coke?”
:”You want to start international incident?”
The Jew again reluctantly, gets up and gets the other Arab a cake.
While he is doing this the Second Arab takes his Left shoe, but it down under him and like the first Arab takes a huge dump in it.
The Jewish guy returns with the second Arabs coke and returns to his seat.
After finishing his coke the first Arab says
:”Hey Jew what do you think about the situation in South Africa.”
:”Its Terrible, Its Terrible, the blacks are killing the whites, the whites are killing the blacks, it’s a terrible, terrible thing.”
:”Hey Jew what do you think about the situation in Ireland.”
:”Its Terrible, Its Terrible, the Christians are killing the Protestants, the Protestants are killing the Christians, it’s a terrible, terrible thing.”
:”Hey Jew, What do you think about the situation in Middle East?”
“Oh Its Terrible, Its Terrible, The Arabs are shitting in Jews Shoes, the Jews are pissing in Arabs cokes, its really a terrible, terrible thing.”