&&

[dosh_heif]

"Maybe the reason why she's so vacuous is because she sits around all day thinking

Am I maintaining homeostasis?
Yes!
Am I maintaining homeostasis?
Yes!
Am I maintaining homeostasis?
No, shit!

Godamnit Linda, these papers are more out of order then a heterosexuals apartment!"

<3Brian, Candice, and the Negro College Fund

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Just imagine the following being said in an incredibly effeminate, Long Island queer drawl:

-Jennifer, the only reason you want to go to Bennigan's is because you wanna look at the shit on the walls!

-Jennifer, you're not in love with Drew, you're in love with the fucking shit on his walls!

-Jennifer, I used to have a bunch of Mod Squad posters but when I moved out, my mom told me "Richard! Get the shit off the walls!"

-Jennifer, the only reason you're getting that promotion is because you shit on the chairman's walls and now he is terrified of you!

-Jennifer, I know you think I'm just a little queahhhhh, but being a fag has its perks - just imagine all the shit on my walls!

-Jennifer, I have terminal cancer.

<3 Brian