West Philadelphia born and raised..
It Spits Meekrab: In AP English, we watched Supersize Me, which, aside from being absolutely irrelevant to a what we'd been discussing in class, painted a grim picture - the upper echelon of South Florida highschool pseudointellectuals needs to watch a two-hour movie to figure out that McDonalds may be bad for you.
It Spits Meekrab: I literally flodded the room with shit, because the weight of the knowledge I now carried, knowing that shoveling eighty fucking gallons of fries down your gullet in a week may make you gain weight just floored me.
It Spits Meekrab: Causing mass sphyncter-control loss.
It Spits Meekrab: Anyway, the movie's inspired me to make my own documentary - I want to glue a giant neon phallus right between my eyes and see if people make fun of me.
It Spits Meekrab: And if they do, then there's proof that we're living in a corrupt and carnal society ruled by McDonalds and Illuminati Jews from the centre of the moon.
... Probably the most brilliant person I know.
Anyways.
Tonight was nice for being spent online.. I luff this girl, Lyndsey. Watch out for the moon falling out of the sky or the sun exploding on Dec 27th because its the day we FINALLY GET TO MEEEET. Did someone say meat? Ahtruce.
King Kong was three hours long.
^_^
It Spits Meekrab: I literally flodded the room with shit, because the weight of the knowledge I now carried, knowing that shoveling eighty fucking gallons of fries down your gullet in a week may make you gain weight just floored me.
It Spits Meekrab: Causing mass sphyncter-control loss.
It Spits Meekrab: Anyway, the movie's inspired me to make my own documentary - I want to glue a giant neon phallus right between my eyes and see if people make fun of me.
It Spits Meekrab: And if they do, then there's proof that we're living in a corrupt and carnal society ruled by McDonalds and Illuminati Jews from the centre of the moon.
... Probably the most brilliant person I know.
Anyways.
Tonight was nice for being spent online.. I luff this girl, Lyndsey. Watch out for the moon falling out of the sky or the sun exploding on Dec 27th because its the day we FINALLY GET TO MEEEET. Did someone say meat? Ahtruce.
King Kong was three hours long.
^_^