another thing..
It Spits Meekrab: Because there's this part where the main character is awakened by a giant bar of soap, and it tells him that washing your hands is cool because cowboys do it, and cowboys aren't sissies.
Mushpuddle55: lmfao
It Spits Meekrab: They really aren't sissies, you know. Ranch life.
Mushpuddle55: 'hey dude'
It Spits Meekrab: That was an awesome show.
It Spits Meekrab: Made me want to be a goddamn tween cowboy and lick lotion out of my bunkmate's arsecrack, or whatever the fuck they did.
Mushpuddle55: lmfao
It Spits Meekrab: You're probably turned on by the utter lack of heterosexuality.
Mushpuddle55: oh i am
It Spits Meekrab: Hell, I just might put a zipper in the back of my pants...which are girlpants. For easy acess. For the anal rape I greatly enjoy.
Mushpuddle55: im posting this somewhere to show the world how gay you are
It Spits Meekrab: Go ahead, chicks will fucking love it, not that I care, because I wear girlpants and make out with every member of Norma Jean.
It Spits Meekrab: I make out with their anii.
It Spits Meekrab: Anuses.
Mushpuddle55: of course
It Spits Meekrab: However you say it.
Mushpuddle55: and now everyone will know
It Spits Meekrab: Cool. Hope hot chicks find it, they'll clamor to my dick.
It Spits Meekrab: I do not exaggerate. There will be clamoring. Webster himself will take a picture of all the clamoring to put in his dictionary next to the word "clamoring".