of parties and idiot brits

[dosfart]

me: "hey, vato... you got a ride home?"
vato: "yeah man i'm good"
brit: "oh vato... is that spanish? is that what you americans do? use spanish words?"
me: "yeah but i think mexicans started that though... using spanish words... i wish america could take credit for it..."
vato: "i'm from new mexico."
me: "you're a new mexican!"
brit: "mumble mumble so you mumble mates just stick up fer each other gettin yer mumbles marines don't know what you're sayin... you're all mumble."
me: "... was that spanish?"
brit: "mumble americans..."
vato: "... the americans are going home now."