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I feel like in the Grand Theft Auto version of my life I just picked up the: “Blog Rampage” power-up. Bonus points for cultural references.
Today is need to inflict myself on others is augmented by an e-mail argument I got into with Erins co-worker. A part of me misses the flame wars(god I feel ludicrous just typing that) on pr.n and the like, so occasionally when I get into a debate via electronic means it stirs something deep inside me. This foul beast within me is a monster that you couldn’t even begin to imagine, even if you watched every ALIEN movie ever made and consumed a square meter of Gummi Snacks. This is a creature with a hide made of nit picking, hyperbole horns, a forked tongue that’s one side rapier the other a baseball bat; it breathes pure sarcasm and has talons made out of aluminum. His name is Blogdor… and he has a keyboard growing out of his neck, looks perfectly natural.
Basically, it’s a lot of fun.
To be frank, that’s not all that’s pushing me to update at a rate of 14 year girls who just got a LiveJournal account. There is also this:
From: Arthur Shvarts
>>Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 1:05 PM
>>To: Carroll, Erin; Ronald Rudy; Zaverukha, Anna; Hottenstein, Myke;
>>Schaffer, Cyndi; Tony
>>Subject: Poll
Can you belive it's only 1:00pm?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) Please Help Me!!!
Thanks,
Art
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>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>>(d)I'm making a journal entry about it right now
>>
>>-tony
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>Subject: Re: Poll
>
>Hurry, I don't know how much longer I can take this.
>
>-art
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>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>>For some reason, I imagine you typing that as you hump your desk like
>>a trippin' Neil Patrick Harris.
>>
>>-tony
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>Subject: Re: Poll
>
>it's not far from the truth.
>
>-art
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>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>Well, it's there... can I just remind you that you didn't even comment
>on yesterdays entry you ass, and I liked that one a lot.
>
>-tony
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yes! i read it! it was good! but I wasn't impelled to comment! this entry is good too! the day after tomorrow was horrible! I'm seriously afraid for my psyche right now! it's only fuckin 2pm! what! the! fuck!
-art!
… now, um… me? I blame it on the pudding pops. I don’t think I know enough math to calculate how many birds I just killed with that stone.
-tony
bloginating the countryside, bloginating all the peasants
Today is need to inflict myself on others is augmented by an e-mail argument I got into with Erins co-worker. A part of me misses the flame wars(god I feel ludicrous just typing that) on pr.n and the like, so occasionally when I get into a debate via electronic means it stirs something deep inside me. This foul beast within me is a monster that you couldn’t even begin to imagine, even if you watched every ALIEN movie ever made and consumed a square meter of Gummi Snacks. This is a creature with a hide made of nit picking, hyperbole horns, a forked tongue that’s one side rapier the other a baseball bat; it breathes pure sarcasm and has talons made out of aluminum. His name is Blogdor… and he has a keyboard growing out of his neck, looks perfectly natural.
Basically, it’s a lot of fun.
To be frank, that’s not all that’s pushing me to update at a rate of 14 year girls who just got a LiveJournal account. There is also this:
From: Arthur Shvarts
>>Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 1:05 PM
>>To: Carroll, Erin; Ronald Rudy; Zaverukha, Anna; Hottenstein, Myke;
>>Schaffer, Cyndi; Tony
>>Subject: Poll
Can you belive it's only 1:00pm?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) Please Help Me!!!
Thanks,
Art
____________________________________________
>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>>(d)I'm making a journal entry about it right now
>>
>>-tony
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Subject: Re: Poll
>
>Hurry, I don't know how much longer I can take this.
>
>-art
-----------------------------------------
>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>>For some reason, I imagine you typing that as you hump your desk like
>>a trippin' Neil Patrick Harris.
>>
>>-tony
-------------------------------------------
>Subject: Re: Poll
>
>it's not far from the truth.
>
>-art
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Leshinsky, Anthony wrote:
>
>Well, it's there... can I just remind you that you didn't even comment
>on yesterdays entry you ass, and I liked that one a lot.
>
>-tony
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
yes! i read it! it was good! but I wasn't impelled to comment! this entry is good too! the day after tomorrow was horrible! I'm seriously afraid for my psyche right now! it's only fuckin 2pm! what! the! fuck!
-art!
… now, um… me? I blame it on the pudding pops. I don’t think I know enough math to calculate how many birds I just killed with that stone.
-tony
bloginating the countryside, bloginating all the peasants