Now accessible!
Mere several minutes of creating and becoming overwhelmingly frustrated with a new livejournal account, and already I'm being triumphantly greeted by the clowns I am now electronically submissive to: "You've only made 0 friends!"
Hoorah! It's begun. And nowhere is there any sign of simplicity or sanctuary, or even anything recognizable or understandable. What's calling itself my homepage is a horrifying pile of internet ads and options that mean nothing to me. Something is saying my mood is creative and my music is FRNK radio. This thing could say whatever it wanted to about me and I would have no way of changing it of telling anyone the truth.
My "profile" is awful. It took all the specific questions it asked me earlier and put my answers in lowercase and alphabatized them, I think to make me look like an idiot. I tried to fix it and it got even worse. Luckily I lied on every answer. Even the stuff they make up about me aren't about me. My mood may be "creative" but at least I'm not me. It's Messianic Trained Bear who listens to FRNK radio.
When I click on friends, I expect it to be simple, maybe something like: You have no friends. Instead there's wallpaper and ads and a callendar and then miles of random meaningless articles by clipart pencils and cartoon beings in tuxedos and fake people I don't know. Alex's livejournal is so simple looking. Why is this so weird?! And why did this thing stop spellchecking me? It was before.
I'm not going to click on Communities, or ScrapBook, or Explore LJ. I refuse.
Hoorah! It's begun. And nowhere is there any sign of simplicity or sanctuary, or even anything recognizable or understandable. What's calling itself my homepage is a horrifying pile of internet ads and options that mean nothing to me. Something is saying my mood is creative and my music is FRNK radio. This thing could say whatever it wanted to about me and I would have no way of changing it of telling anyone the truth.
My "profile" is awful. It took all the specific questions it asked me earlier and put my answers in lowercase and alphabatized them, I think to make me look like an idiot. I tried to fix it and it got even worse. Luckily I lied on every answer. Even the stuff they make up about me aren't about me. My mood may be "creative" but at least I'm not me. It's Messianic Trained Bear who listens to FRNK radio.
When I click on friends, I expect it to be simple, maybe something like: You have no friends. Instead there's wallpaper and ads and a callendar and then miles of random meaningless articles by clipart pencils and cartoon beings in tuxedos and fake people I don't know. Alex's livejournal is so simple looking. Why is this so weird?! And why did this thing stop spellchecking me? It was before.
I'm not going to click on Communities, or ScrapBook, or Explore LJ. I refuse.