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[dorsal__fins]

Hmmm. Well. Work was....nice.

For work.

But this stupid hell-child kept tapping on the goldfish tank. The poor things were petrified! They needed immediate help! So I ran up to the kid...

...and I bit him.

I think he started crying. I ignored him.

-Kisame

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[omg_itachi]

Kisame, don't bite the kids.

One angry mom somehow found out where you lived and came to our dorm. Although I enjoyed hailing her with miscellaneous objects in our room, her incessant shrieks were very annoying. I could not study.

[dorsal__fins]

Sorry, Itachi-san...

Hm. Hey! One of those 'miscellaneous objects' wouldn't happen to be Mr. Sharkie, would it? *searches frantically for stuffed shark*

[omg_itachi]

No, just dirty laundry and the dishes we haven't washed in weeks.

On your way home from work today, pick up some tupperware or something. All our eating untensils are lying in the hallway now and I don't feel like picking them up.

I was cuddling Mr. Sharkie last night cause I had nightmares. Mr. Sharkie was under my bed. He must've rolled under there when you were reenacting that one scene from 'Jaws'.

[dorsal__fins]

Alright. As they say, breaking dishes are easier then washing them. I'll just buy those cheapy plastic things. Now all we'll need to worry about is finding more space to put the garbage. Our neighbors apartment is running out of space.

Mr. Sharkie! *hugs* Yeah, I guess he could have rolled under when I was-- *stops*
You were WATCHING?! D:

[omg_itachi]

Kisame, you dragged a small inflatable pool in the room and started splashing in it. You got me and my textbooks wet. It's hard not to watch.

As for the trash, I'm sure the elderly couple down the street won't mind if our garbage "mysteriously" starts accumulating in their living room.

[dorsal__fins]

>__> Yeah...but...but you weren't supposed to watch D:

Wait....you didn't see me strip, did you?! D:

That's a good idea. It won't matter. They're old. They'll be dead soon anyways. nobody will miss them

[omg_itachi]

Of course I did. How could I not? Have you been working out? Your chest looks very toned.

I saw you strip for a moment. Please tell me how that was necessary for the reenactment.

Old people are useless to society. Remember to drop off that sixty-pound bag of garbage as soon as possible. I believe there's something starting to grow in it.

[dorsal__fins]

Well....I mean.....JAWS doesn't weat any clothes. just a couple of harpoon spears in his head but those things hurt

Grow?? Oh yeah. That would be our pet cat.

[omg_itachi]

Why don't you wear a giant shark costume instead?

...

When did we get a cat? Leave it in the trash anyway. I think I'm allergic to them.

[scorpian_vanity]

Talking about my grandmother and her brother? Sounds good to me.

[dorsal__fins]

wow...such a generous fellow.

[scorpian_vanity]

Chiyo-baa's a stupid bitch I'm sure she wouldn't mind helping out the friends of her beloved grandson.

[dorsal__fins]

Alright! It's all settled then. We'll probably come by atleast twice a week with toxic waste to drop off.

[omg_itachi]

Make that three. I think my biology experiment just went horribly wrong right now.

[dorsal__fins]

Again??? D8

[omg_itachi]

Yes. So what if it did?

If we don't get rid of it soon, I think it's going to eat away the wall.