did you see the man with the cocaine load? It's on sale for the price of your soul
Wow..
A few highlights of this evening with Miss Stefanie.
Went and saw the fireworks at High Plains Community Center in Orange. Fun stuff.
On the way to taco hell we almost killed a guy on a motor cycle. It would have been funny if the stupid fuck flipped. To all you people that ride motor cycles, don't follow cars too closely when a light turns yellow, especially not a white honda.
After that we went to my house which is where all the fun started. I think the lady at taco bell slipped some drugs into our tacos because we were crazy. We decided to go to Wal-something to get the shit we needed to do crazy twisties in my hair. Stef had to wear my lei and then we were set to go after acting like we were crazy drunks and laughing our heads off at my house.
Before leaving we popped in good old Hanson, our pop princes, and were on our merry way. We got to Wal-something without injuring anyone motoring around. We finally arrived at walgreens and as we were walking in the rent-a-cop followed us.
Conversation between Stef and Rent-a-cop man:
RAC: What, did you just get back from a luau or something?
STEF: Yup
RAC: Oh
haha. Yeah, he definitely thought we were two crazy drunk girls. What's wrong with wearing a lei to Walgreens? Don't they expect that kind of thing, being open 24 hours and all?
We finally got back to my house, where Stef did her nails and put the jizz that we got at walgreens in my hair. Now that my hair is "rock hard" and ready to withstand the worst of weather and all other natural disasters, I am beat.
I splatted some lava soap on Stef's pants when she was trying to get the jizz off of her hands. Good times.
Oh, and I now have five friendsters. Count them, 5. Woop Woop.
I am the shit. And my hair looks DAMN good.
A few highlights of this evening with Miss Stefanie.
Went and saw the fireworks at High Plains Community Center in Orange. Fun stuff.
On the way to taco hell we almost killed a guy on a motor cycle. It would have been funny if the stupid fuck flipped. To all you people that ride motor cycles, don't follow cars too closely when a light turns yellow, especially not a white honda.
After that we went to my house which is where all the fun started. I think the lady at taco bell slipped some drugs into our tacos because we were crazy. We decided to go to Wal-something to get the shit we needed to do crazy twisties in my hair. Stef had to wear my lei and then we were set to go after acting like we were crazy drunks and laughing our heads off at my house.
Before leaving we popped in good old Hanson, our pop princes, and were on our merry way. We got to Wal-something without injuring anyone motoring around. We finally arrived at walgreens and as we were walking in the rent-a-cop followed us.
Conversation between Stef and Rent-a-cop man:
RAC: What, did you just get back from a luau or something?
STEF: Yup
RAC: Oh
haha. Yeah, he definitely thought we were two crazy drunk girls. What's wrong with wearing a lei to Walgreens? Don't they expect that kind of thing, being open 24 hours and all?
We finally got back to my house, where Stef did her nails and put the jizz that we got at walgreens in my hair. Now that my hair is "rock hard" and ready to withstand the worst of weather and all other natural disasters, I am beat.
I splatted some lava soap on Stef's pants when she was trying to get the jizz off of her hands. Good times.
Oh, and I now have five friendsters. Count them, 5. Woop Woop.
I am the shit. And my hair looks DAMN good.