Open Letter to Women Who Can't Use the Toilet Properly
Dear Hover Pee-ers,
A) Just stop it. Just sit on the freaking toilet, for christ's sake.
B) If you cannot follow the instructions in section A) and the disposable toilet seat covers provided aren't enough for your neurotic ass then, at least, learn how to aim your pee. Because, seriously, do you see the situation that you've just created by peeing all over the toilet seat and floor? And how you, yourself, have created the unsanitary situation in the bathroom?
Sincerely,
Not Terrified By the Toilet Seat
A) Just stop it. Just sit on the freaking toilet, for christ's sake.
B) If you cannot follow the instructions in section A) and the disposable toilet seat covers provided aren't enough for your neurotic ass then, at least, learn how to aim your pee. Because, seriously, do you see the situation that you've just created by peeing all over the toilet seat and floor? And how you, yourself, have created the unsanitary situation in the bathroom?
Sincerely,
Not Terrified By the Toilet Seat