Fic Rec (Iron Man)
Put A Lock On It by cycnus39.
Despite appearances by Leonard Samson and Steve Rogers, this is defintely movieverse!Tony, as in, "pick a number between one and five" Tony. Last night's number was four: Tony and triplets. Tony wakes up to find that the triplets have, well....The padlock was the kind of large, top of the range, stainless steel, combination Master Lock that made opportunist thieves cry. That was the bad news. The good news was that the shackle was roomy and completely unrestrictive. However, as roomy as the shackle was, there was absolutely no chance of squeezing an Isaac through it. [Tony's cock is "Sir Newton", his balls are "Isaacs". Of course they are. *g*]
Ugh! Why did he have to go think of that? Just the very idea made his eyes sting and his Isaacs draw up for safety and now the padlock suddenly felt very restrictive.
What on earth were those girls thinking? Didn’t they know you never put anything on a person the person couldn’t take off again? They were evil, evil women. What did they do? Carry around a variety of padlocks in their purses to make sure they had one to fit every hapless victim? Evil triplets. He’d gone to bed with the triplets of evil.
It's very funny, and somehow manages to put Tony in one embarrassing situation after another without once hitting my embarrassment squick.
Despite appearances by Leonard Samson and Steve Rogers, this is defintely movieverse!Tony, as in, "pick a number between one and five" Tony. Last night's number was four: Tony and triplets. Tony wakes up to find that the triplets have, well....The padlock was the kind of large, top of the range, stainless steel, combination Master Lock that made opportunist thieves cry. That was the bad news. The good news was that the shackle was roomy and completely unrestrictive. However, as roomy as the shackle was, there was absolutely no chance of squeezing an Isaac through it. [Tony's cock is "Sir Newton", his balls are "Isaacs". Of course they are. *g*]
Ugh! Why did he have to go think of that? Just the very idea made his eyes sting and his Isaacs draw up for safety and now the padlock suddenly felt very restrictive.
What on earth were those girls thinking? Didn’t they know you never put anything on a person the person couldn’t take off again? They were evil, evil women. What did they do? Carry around a variety of padlocks in their purses to make sure they had one to fit every hapless victim? Evil triplets. He’d gone to bed with the triplets of evil.
It's very funny, and somehow manages to put Tony in one embarrassing situation after another without once hitting my embarrassment squick.