Drive-by rec: Iron Man (movieverse)
Last night, I saw Iron Man for the fifth time. I never stop cringing at Pepper Pott's descent into ditziness during the "Operation" scene. It will not stop me from seeing the movie a sixth time.
The rec this time is for porn. Crack porn. Porn with a computer, a suit of armor, and a guy who gets very drunk and has sex with both of them. It's incredibly hot and, despite its crackiness, never elicits the Eye-Roll of Disbelief.
The Value of Secrets by mayatawi.
Tony Stark had secrets.
Too many of them, in fact, some better kept than others. Like the one about him maybe not being the most well-adjusted guy in the world; Tony was pretty sure that well-adjusted people had friends who weren't actually on their payroll. And machines didn't count, fascinating conversationalists though they may be.
Not that it bothered him. Well-adjusted was for suckers who didn't have their own flying metal suit to play with.
The rec this time is for porn. Crack porn. Porn with a computer, a suit of armor, and a guy who gets very drunk and has sex with both of them. It's incredibly hot and, despite its crackiness, never elicits the Eye-Roll of Disbelief.
The Value of Secrets by mayatawi.
Tony Stark had secrets.
Too many of them, in fact, some better kept than others. Like the one about him maybe not being the most well-adjusted guy in the world; Tony was pretty sure that well-adjusted people had friends who weren't actually on their payroll. And machines didn't count, fascinating conversationalists though they may be.
Not that it bothered him. Well-adjusted was for suckers who didn't have their own flying metal suit to play with.