Oh. My. God.

[dorny_digs]

Julius Harper is the single best thing to happen to Hogwarts ever!

And what's even better, he's doing private tuition! Not that I need much help in Transfiguration, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him...

Plus he's so much better looking than his rat faced brother...

Comments

[demelza_r]

... You're on drugs.

[dorny_digs]

No, I'm not. That's Quintus

[demelza_r]

Well, that's the only explanation I could come up with for your completely unnacceptable behaviour. And where do you get off insulting Harper for no goddamned reason anyway?

[quintus_i]

She is a bit, isn't she. I can't work out what her issue is. Honestly.

[demelza_r]

I didn't realise just how MUCH shit you and Capper must put up with.

Actually, maybe you should name HER Pyschotic, Monster-esque Bint instead of me.