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[dormant_beast]

[She's humming a tune from home, then pauses and speaks in that familiar, strange accent.]

Why...are people finding ducks in their rooms? Is this ah...common?

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[hadalotofsugar]

Because clearly, we need to fowl up our lives.

[Oh, that one was bad.]

[dormant_beast]

[...ffff.]

Aha...yes, I am certain that is what he would like, oui?

[hadalotofsugar]

He certainly seems fond of giving ducks to his so-called duckies.

[dormant_beast]

Si, he certainly does. I am rather glad I didn't receive one of...these.

[hadalotofsugar]

You could have plucked, skinned, cooked and ate it.

But that might have been more trouble than the thing was worth.

[dormant_beast]

I think you are probably right, considering there is a buffet with a cook that already does that for us...

[hadalotofsugar]

Stuffed and mounted it, maybe?