//3rd Übersetzung// audio

[dormant_beast]

[She's humming a tune from home, then pauses and speaks in that familiar, strange accent.]

Why...are people finding ducks in their rooms? Is this ah...common?

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[farfairersoul]

They are...gifts. From the Captain. Among other things.

Their sudden appearance is hardly commonplace.

[dormant_beast]

It seems as though it is an odd 'gift'. [She can't imagine anyone wanting a duck. Unless they were going to maybe eat it.]

That is a bit of a relief.

[farfairersoul]

"Odd" does not even come close, unfortunately.

[dormant_beast]

Have there been stranger?

[farfairersoul]

The duck I was given, before I killed it, had my head on it. After that I was graciously gifted with a box of condoms I will never use and a jar of lube I might be interested in if it hadn't come from Redd. This, to me, comes off much stranger than an ordinary duck.

[dormant_beast]

[wut]

It...had your head on it? How very...odd. [Among other things.] Oui, I can see where that would be...awkward. I cannot see accepting anything from this 'captain' as a wise move.