Last rites
Dorktron9000: Jay
Dorktron9000: If I get cancer
Obliteration300: ?
Dorktron9000: Promise me that you'll let me grab onto a chain
Dorktron9000: and then you'll lower me into a vat of molten steel
Dorktron9000: and I'll give you the thumbs up
Dorktron9000: as I'm going under
Obliteration300: ........What the f-........you sir, are retarded.
Obliteration300: ?!?!
Obliteration300: But yeah, i promise
Dorktron9000: Like in Termanator
Obliteration300: Oh yeah
Dorktron9000: That's how I wanna go
Dorktron9000: Just like in termanator
Dorktron9000: with the 'ol thumbs up
Obliteration300: Andrew
Obliteration300: When im ready to go, I want to go to a high building, have you push me off, and as soon as my body hits the concrete, you and Koury and a bunch of other people have to chant as loud as you can "ECW"
Obliteration300: So we can cause parents and people to blame it on wrestling and bitch.
Dorktron9000: I'm down
Obliteration300: Depends on who goes first
Dorktron9000: And then we're going to cremate you, mix your ashes in with metal, use that metal to form a folding chair
Dorktron9000: and then hit a wrestler with it
Obliteration300: Use the metal to make a championship belt.
Obliteration300: And call it the belt of "Beer, Ciggerates, Pussy and Weed"
Dorktron9000: Three things you were good at.
Dorktron9000: *rimshot*
Obliteration300: Yeah. I never touched beer.
Obliteration300: :-)
Dorktron9000: Hm.
Dorktron9000: You'd be awesome drunk
Obliteration300: I hate the fact that i'm trying to lay down and watch T.V and everytime i do, You IM me and i see the orange blinking.
Obliteration300: It's like you know when im about to lay down
Dorktron9000: I got a phone that can use AIM
Dorktron9000: and I just kinda chill outside your windo
Dorktron9000: you know
Dorktron9000: beating it
Obliteration300: You do that.......really
Dorktron9000: Yeah, and let me tell you, I was really surprised to find out about your whole "Get naked and eat meatball sub on Thursdays" ritual
Dorktron9000: But hey
Dorktron9000: It's cool
Halo 2 is really awesome. I got Dead or Alive Ultamate because I was determined to buy an Xbox Live game that WASN'T a first person shooter. I like FPS, but Halo 2 is more than enough to satisfy those urges. I hated DOA:U the first day and loved it the second. My initial problem with it was that it was JUST the same game but with new features tacked on. That was only a problem until I realized that the game was freakin sweet to begin with and my copy of DOA3 is gone anyway. Not having the world's most titty-riffic fighting game in some form or another is just wrong.
Don't ask me why they put in one character from DOA3 (who was a replacement for a character they took out, but is in DOA:U) and not the other two cooler ones. Don't ask me why most of the people online use overpowered characters and abuse the most cheesy moves while refusing to do anything but back away furiously. Don't ask me why, ask Itagaki. And he will give you an insane and unrelated answer. That's how I want my game designers to be.
At the doctors office today (don't ask) when they had to draw blood,(don't ask) after already getting a steroid shot in the muscle,(don't ask) the poor woman had to stick me twice in each arm before she could get any good blood flow. My entire sickly life, I've always given blood like a gangbanged virgin (possibly the best analogy I've ever made) but tonight was a fuck up in that pristine history. She would pop the needle in, and the blood would go for a few seconds and just stop, then when she would take the needle out it would skeet blood out halfway up my arm or on her scrubs. The entire time this is happening, I had a perfectly lovely conversation with the woman. I like doing that. Forging connections in situations where it's abnormal to do so.
Dorktron9000: If I get cancer
Obliteration300: ?
Dorktron9000: Promise me that you'll let me grab onto a chain
Dorktron9000: and then you'll lower me into a vat of molten steel
Dorktron9000: and I'll give you the thumbs up
Dorktron9000: as I'm going under
Obliteration300: ........What the f-........you sir, are retarded.
Obliteration300: ?!?!
Obliteration300: But yeah, i promise
Dorktron9000: Like in Termanator
Obliteration300: Oh yeah
Dorktron9000: That's how I wanna go
Dorktron9000: Just like in termanator
Dorktron9000: with the 'ol thumbs up
Obliteration300: Andrew
Obliteration300: When im ready to go, I want to go to a high building, have you push me off, and as soon as my body hits the concrete, you and Koury and a bunch of other people have to chant as loud as you can "ECW"
Obliteration300: So we can cause parents and people to blame it on wrestling and bitch.
Dorktron9000: I'm down
Obliteration300: Depends on who goes first
Dorktron9000: And then we're going to cremate you, mix your ashes in with metal, use that metal to form a folding chair
Dorktron9000: and then hit a wrestler with it
Obliteration300: Use the metal to make a championship belt.
Obliteration300: And call it the belt of "Beer, Ciggerates, Pussy and Weed"
Dorktron9000: Three things you were good at.
Dorktron9000: *rimshot*
Obliteration300: Yeah. I never touched beer.
Obliteration300: :-)
Dorktron9000: Hm.
Dorktron9000: You'd be awesome drunk
Obliteration300: I hate the fact that i'm trying to lay down and watch T.V and everytime i do, You IM me and i see the orange blinking.
Obliteration300: It's like you know when im about to lay down
Dorktron9000: I got a phone that can use AIM
Dorktron9000: and I just kinda chill outside your windo
Dorktron9000: you know
Dorktron9000: beating it
Obliteration300: You do that.......really
Dorktron9000: Yeah, and let me tell you, I was really surprised to find out about your whole "Get naked and eat meatball sub on Thursdays" ritual
Dorktron9000: But hey
Dorktron9000: It's cool
Halo 2 is really awesome. I got Dead or Alive Ultamate because I was determined to buy an Xbox Live game that WASN'T a first person shooter. I like FPS, but Halo 2 is more than enough to satisfy those urges. I hated DOA:U the first day and loved it the second. My initial problem with it was that it was JUST the same game but with new features tacked on. That was only a problem until I realized that the game was freakin sweet to begin with and my copy of DOA3 is gone anyway. Not having the world's most titty-riffic fighting game in some form or another is just wrong.
Don't ask me why they put in one character from DOA3 (who was a replacement for a character they took out, but is in DOA:U) and not the other two cooler ones. Don't ask me why most of the people online use overpowered characters and abuse the most cheesy moves while refusing to do anything but back away furiously. Don't ask me why, ask Itagaki. And he will give you an insane and unrelated answer. That's how I want my game designers to be.
At the doctors office today (don't ask) when they had to draw blood,(don't ask) after already getting a steroid shot in the muscle,(don't ask) the poor woman had to stick me twice in each arm before she could get any good blood flow. My entire sickly life, I've always given blood like a gangbanged virgin (possibly the best analogy I've ever made) but tonight was a fuck up in that pristine history. She would pop the needle in, and the blood would go for a few seconds and just stop, then when she would take the needle out it would skeet blood out halfway up my arm or on her scrubs. The entire time this is happening, I had a perfectly lovely conversation with the woman. I like doing that. Forging connections in situations where it's abnormal to do so.