The Quest for Boyfriend
Title: The Quest for Boyfriend
Author: fullmetal_cute
Fandom: X-Men
Characters: Anole, Rockslide, Armor, Pixie
Prompt: Table 2/8. Lover
Word Count: 179
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Santo tries to be helpful, and Victor expresses his doubts about Santo’s sexuality.
Warnings: Slashy goodness ahead.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Victor groaned softly, pinching the bridge of his nose. “For someone who claims to be straight, Santo’s really focused on finding me a date.”
“Not just a date,” Hisako said, failing to suppress a grin as Megan giggled. “He’s trying to find you a boyfriend.”
“Which just makes this even worse,” Victor whimpered, running a hand over his face. “I’m gonna kill him for this. I don’t know how, but I’m gonna kill him.”
Santo rolled over to where Victor was trying to hid and sat down, leaning close to the reptilian mutant. “Okay, you see that red head over at the bar?” he asked, pointing. “His name’s David, he’s a Cancer, he likes musicals, Thai food, and Squirrel Girl. You should totally go for it.”
“Hate. You.”
Author: fullmetal_cute
Fandom: X-Men
Characters: Anole, Rockslide, Armor, Pixie
Prompt: Table 2/8. Lover
Word Count: 179
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Santo tries to be helpful, and Victor expresses his doubts about Santo’s sexuality.
Warnings: Slashy goodness ahead.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Victor groaned softly, pinching the bridge of his nose. “For someone who claims to be straight, Santo’s really focused on finding me a date.”
“Not just a date,” Hisako said, failing to suppress a grin as Megan giggled. “He’s trying to find you a boyfriend.”
“Which just makes this even worse,” Victor whimpered, running a hand over his face. “I’m gonna kill him for this. I don’t know how, but I’m gonna kill him.”
Santo rolled over to where Victor was trying to hid and sat down, leaning close to the reptilian mutant. “Okay, you see that red head over at the bar?” he asked, pointing. “His name’s David, he’s a Cancer, he likes musicals, Thai food, and Squirrel Girl. You should totally go for it.”
“Hate. You.”