You Are What You Eat
Title: You Are What You Eat
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating: PG
Summary: A look at the eating habits of a new generation of Young Avengers.
You could tell a lot about a person from what they ate, or so some people said. Wally Barton was inclined to agree with them, especially after watching his teammates eat lunch.
Benji devoured New York hot dogs, making jokes all the while about the true origins of the contents and insisted that all the mysteries of the universe could be solved if he could just figure out what the green stuff was.
Ray-Ray’s lunch tended to come from whatever place was fashionable at the moment, plus whatever she could swipe from everyone else when they weren’t looking.
Bruce wolfed down high protein sandwiches that tended to be so raw that they were still mooing.
Dexter’s lunches were almost always something chosen for maximum nutritional value, supplemented by whatever he could talk his friends into sharing when he was reminded that going for straight nutrition wasn’t always satisfying.
Bobby ate only sweets - cherry cheesecake, chocolate, and ice cream by the gross. No substance at all.
Becca partook only of spicy things. Her sushi would be covered in wasabi, her burgers would overflow with jalapeños, and her steak would be drown in horse raddish.
Wally liked spicy things too.
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating: PG
Summary: A look at the eating habits of a new generation of Young Avengers.
You could tell a lot about a person from what they ate, or so some people said. Wally Barton was inclined to agree with them, especially after watching his teammates eat lunch.
Benji devoured New York hot dogs, making jokes all the while about the true origins of the contents and insisted that all the mysteries of the universe could be solved if he could just figure out what the green stuff was.
Ray-Ray’s lunch tended to come from whatever place was fashionable at the moment, plus whatever she could swipe from everyone else when they weren’t looking.
Bruce wolfed down high protein sandwiches that tended to be so raw that they were still mooing.
Dexter’s lunches were almost always something chosen for maximum nutritional value, supplemented by whatever he could talk his friends into sharing when he was reminded that going for straight nutrition wasn’t always satisfying.
Bobby ate only sweets - cherry cheesecake, chocolate, and ice cream by the gross. No substance at all.
Becca partook only of spicy things. Her sushi would be covered in wasabi, her burgers would overflow with jalapeños, and her steak would be drown in horse raddish.
Wally liked spicy things too.