Saw A Werewolf Drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s
Title: Saw A Werewolf Drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 50 Sentences starring Bruce “Wolfman Jack” Jameson
Curious
To Bruce, Rebecca Altman-Kaplan represented a mystery to be unraveled.
Envious
He swallowed the growl rising in his throat as he watched Wally put an arm around Becca’s waist.
Naughty
Bruce resisted the urge to smirk as Spider-Boy hunted frantically for his costume.
Romantic
“So why don’t you and Dad get back together, if you get along so great?”
Uncomfortable
Bobby twisted Bruce’s arm into an uncomfortable position, reminding the gamma green lycanthrope that the reality warper also had super strength.
Green
Bruce watched the green hair retract as his perceptions shifted; he fumbled for his glasses with a sigh.
Children
He did his best not to growl as Wally brought out the pictures of his kids.
Moon
Bruce looked up at the pale orb and felt his blood race.
Food
“Next person who tries to give me doggie kibble is dead.”
Dark
“I don’t need good eyesight; in the dark, my nose and ears are the best thing.”
Dismiss
“Don’t turn your back on me!” Wolfman Jack roared.
Clean
“There’s nothing wrong with the way I smell,” he snarled.
Strawberries
Bruce thought it odd that Protean always smelled like strawberries.
Anxious
“You’re scared… I can smell it…”
Devious
“Of all the devious, low down, dirty tricks,” Bruce growled, advancing on his shape-shifting teammate.
Giddy
“I’m gonna be a Young Avenger?”
Amused
“So, who’s been giving Bobby Pixie Sticks?”
Grumpy
“Ray-Ray, don’t you dare sing that song again!”
Loved
Bruce yawned sleepily as his mother carefully picked him up.
Friends
Benji pushed a beer across the table, raising his own in a toast to frustrated love.
Toss
He honestly hadn’t expected Bobby to throw him through the wall; Protean usually did that.
Button
Jennifer Walters held up her son’s torn shirt, noting that he’d managed to pop all the buttons off.
Sickness
“It’s probably the result of your gamma irradiated blood,” Dr. Stein explained.
Hero
“Oh mah Gawd Ah’m your biggest fan!” Bobbi Rae exclaimed, practically pouncing on Bruce.
Fishing
“Ray-Ray, stop fishing for complements and let’s go.”
Snow
He dug a den in the snow and waited for help to come; it was horribly cold, even through his fur.
Life
"I’m going to die like I lived: Kicking and screaming.”
Depressed
“She really doesn’t like me?”
Genius
"Just because I turn into a nine foot tall wolf man doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain,” Bruce said with a sniff as he got the N-Zone portal working again.
Last
“First into the fight, last one to leave it.”
Say
“If I may borrow a phrase… HULK SMASH!”
Conceal
It was hard to hide a nine foot tall green furred wolf man; a 5’7’’ guy with glasses, on the other hand…
Fall
“This is gonna hurt,” Bruce muttered as the ground approached.
Touch
Bruce couldn’t seem to stop his leg from jiggling whenever someone scratched him behind the ear.
If
If I just let him die, no one could actually fault me…
Loss
“She looks nice in the wedding dress,” he admitted grudgingly.
Lies
“I’m happy for you, Wally.”
Ecstatic
“I got her to agree to a date!”
Guilty
He watched Becca hover protectively around Wally and felt a stab of guilt for almost leaving the archer behind.
Yellow
“That’s Green Lantern’s weakness, dumbass,” Bruce said moments before being accused of spending too much time with the Altman-Kaplans.
He
“Dex… I just heard about Angel… I’m sorry…”
Disappointed
“No goodnight kiss?”
Touched
“I think it’s sweet,” Bruce told Becca, resisting the childish urge to stick out his tongue as Bobbi Rae made fangirl noises over his autograph.
Drained
“You could have told me she was a vampire.”
White
It seemed like there was more and more white fur amongst the green.
Search
“With my nose, I’ll find ‘em with no trouble.”
Intimidated
There wasn’t much that scared Wolfman Jack… but Theodore Altman had a habit of making him very worried.
Numb
Bruce hardly said a word as he watched the footage of Becca’s little ship blowing up, taking out a huge chunk of the Shi’ar Armada.
Weird
Ray-Ray just stared at the traffic cone on Bruce’s head.
Book
Bruce dropped the manuscript into the mail and thought of how angry Becca would have been if she were still alive.
Universe: That Damn Mpreg
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 50 Sentences starring Bruce “Wolfman Jack” Jameson
Curious
To Bruce, Rebecca Altman-Kaplan represented a mystery to be unraveled.
Envious
He swallowed the growl rising in his throat as he watched Wally put an arm around Becca’s waist.
Naughty
Bruce resisted the urge to smirk as Spider-Boy hunted frantically for his costume.
Romantic
“So why don’t you and Dad get back together, if you get along so great?”
Uncomfortable
Bobby twisted Bruce’s arm into an uncomfortable position, reminding the gamma green lycanthrope that the reality warper also had super strength.
Green
Bruce watched the green hair retract as his perceptions shifted; he fumbled for his glasses with a sigh.
Children
He did his best not to growl as Wally brought out the pictures of his kids.
Moon
Bruce looked up at the pale orb and felt his blood race.
Food
“Next person who tries to give me doggie kibble is dead.”
Dark
“I don’t need good eyesight; in the dark, my nose and ears are the best thing.”
Dismiss
“Don’t turn your back on me!” Wolfman Jack roared.
Clean
“There’s nothing wrong with the way I smell,” he snarled.
Strawberries
Bruce thought it odd that Protean always smelled like strawberries.
Anxious
“You’re scared… I can smell it…”
Devious
“Of all the devious, low down, dirty tricks,” Bruce growled, advancing on his shape-shifting teammate.
Giddy
“I’m gonna be a Young Avenger?”
Amused
“So, who’s been giving Bobby Pixie Sticks?”
Grumpy
“Ray-Ray, don’t you dare sing that song again!”
Loved
Bruce yawned sleepily as his mother carefully picked him up.
Friends
Benji pushed a beer across the table, raising his own in a toast to frustrated love.
Toss
He honestly hadn’t expected Bobby to throw him through the wall; Protean usually did that.
Button
Jennifer Walters held up her son’s torn shirt, noting that he’d managed to pop all the buttons off.
Sickness
“It’s probably the result of your gamma irradiated blood,” Dr. Stein explained.
Hero
“Oh mah Gawd Ah’m your biggest fan!” Bobbi Rae exclaimed, practically pouncing on Bruce.
Fishing
“Ray-Ray, stop fishing for complements and let’s go.”
Snow
He dug a den in the snow and waited for help to come; it was horribly cold, even through his fur.
Life
"I’m going to die like I lived: Kicking and screaming.”
Depressed
“She really doesn’t like me?”
Genius
"Just because I turn into a nine foot tall wolf man doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain,” Bruce said with a sniff as he got the N-Zone portal working again.
Last
“First into the fight, last one to leave it.”
Say
“If I may borrow a phrase… HULK SMASH!”
Conceal
It was hard to hide a nine foot tall green furred wolf man; a 5’7’’ guy with glasses, on the other hand…
Fall
“This is gonna hurt,” Bruce muttered as the ground approached.
Touch
Bruce couldn’t seem to stop his leg from jiggling whenever someone scratched him behind the ear.
If
If I just let him die, no one could actually fault me…
Loss
“She looks nice in the wedding dress,” he admitted grudgingly.
Lies
“I’m happy for you, Wally.”
Ecstatic
“I got her to agree to a date!”
Guilty
He watched Becca hover protectively around Wally and felt a stab of guilt for almost leaving the archer behind.
Yellow
“That’s Green Lantern’s weakness, dumbass,” Bruce said moments before being accused of spending too much time with the Altman-Kaplans.
He
“Dex… I just heard about Angel… I’m sorry…”
Disappointed
“No goodnight kiss?”
Touched
“I think it’s sweet,” Bruce told Becca, resisting the childish urge to stick out his tongue as Bobbi Rae made fangirl noises over his autograph.
Drained
“You could have told me she was a vampire.”
White
It seemed like there was more and more white fur amongst the green.
Search
“With my nose, I’ll find ‘em with no trouble.”
Intimidated
There wasn’t much that scared Wolfman Jack… but Theodore Altman had a habit of making him very worried.
Numb
Bruce hardly said a word as he watched the footage of Becca’s little ship blowing up, taking out a huge chunk of the Shi’ar Armada.
Weird
Ray-Ray just stared at the traffic cone on Bruce’s head.
Book
Bruce dropped the manuscript into the mail and thought of how angry Becca would have been if she were still alive.