so my GF is totally away for the weekend

[dorksbarne]

And I’m going to party like it was 1985 and a half you know like back when I was 2 and a half years old. I’m going to chill wit me Nigga Conner McCutie balls. wow! don’t talk about the previous little nickname I don’t like him like that he's my son for gods sake! Alright already drop it! Any how I put together his remote control train set in my living room you have no clue how not fun a remote control train set is. I mean I thought it was going to be fun but that’s before I put any effort into thinking about what the fuck is going to make a remote control train set fun. I put it together and I was all excited grabbed the controller and pushed the "go" button and it went around and around and around. It can go forward backwards and stop and that shit aint fun. Its not even a little bit fun. its actually anger inducing and makes me want to break stuff wich leads me to my next topic i have an apointment with a psychologist monday. i'm just joking those nerds are worth nothing well except to be fine examples of how we live in the greatest nation ever where people can makes tons of cash manipulating peoples emotions and psyche -legally- alright enough for today i gotta poop. cammy-out!

miss you sweet pee.