help_japan fic #1: minus the shooting 1/? (trek rps, football rps[? ????])

[dorkorific]

title: Minus the Shooting (1/?)
author: Rave (dorkorific)
rating: PG
characters: Chris Pine, Xabi Alonso, Zachary Quinto, Steven Gerrard, etc.
disclaimer: Absolutely 100% untrue
words: ~3200.
summary: fragment of a larger AU. Chris Pine, the highest-paid American player in the EPL, makes an ill-thought-out transfer; Xabi Alonso, PR guru, has to handle the

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[yeats]

you definitely need to write more wips.

[anna_unfolding]

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[dorkorific]

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[dorkorific]

seriously, kiss my ass. you're the worst.

[dorkorific]

where are you. i love you.

[yeats]

where are YOU