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Josiah Martens, known to many of you as simply the irresistable hunkmuffin of Hasselhoffian amplitude, has relocated. I have taken the liberty of pre-emptively answering any questions you may have, which are as follows:
q)I just HAVE to visit you at your new digs. WHEREVER can I find you!?
a)My swinging new bachelor room-pad is located on Stoney Road, right off Stanford Ranch in Rocklin, California, USA, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe.
q)Its been MUCH too long since we've talked. HOWEVER can I get a hold of you?
a)Well, thats a good question, thank you for asking. My phone number has not changed, and continues to be 530.368.6838. Call me anytime.
q)Has the stress of moving in anyway diminished your stunningly modelliscious good looks?
a)Fortunately, I've had a relatively stress-free moving experience, and so retain the entirety of my breathtaking appearance. Nonetheless, I ask you to keep photographs to a minimum.
q) [place your question here]
a) [my witty reply goes here]
q)I just HAVE to visit you at your new digs. WHEREVER can I find you!?
a)My swinging new bachelor room-pad is located on Stoney Road, right off Stanford Ranch in Rocklin, California, USA, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe.
q)Its been MUCH too long since we've talked. HOWEVER can I get a hold of you?
a)Well, thats a good question, thank you for asking. My phone number has not changed, and continues to be 530.368.6838. Call me anytime.
q)Has the stress of moving in anyway diminished your stunningly modelliscious good looks?
a)Fortunately, I've had a relatively stress-free moving experience, and so retain the entirety of my breathtaking appearance. Nonetheless, I ask you to keep photographs to a minimum.
q) [place your question here]
a) [my witty reply goes here]