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I found this at MotherJones.com, its reworked so even the president can sing it! yay!

Bennett's 1955 classic, "Nuttin' For Christmas," with some new lyrics for your caroling pleasure:

I lied about double-U, M, D's;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tortured a bunch of detainees;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled beans on a covert spook;
I refused to be rebuked.
Lied and said we're gonna be nuked;
Somebody snitched on me.

(Chorus)
So, I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas,
Even hawkish Dems are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
?Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I lied about the yellow cake;
somebody snitched on me.
The documents proved to be fake;
somebody snitched on me.
I set up an offshore gulag,
Willy-Pete shells I did lob,
said Brownie did a "heckuva job,"
somebody snitched on me.

(Chorus)

I lied about an Iraqi drone;
Somebody snitched on me.
An anti-war war mom chased me from my home;
Somebody snitched on me.
Ignored N'Orleans until too late,
With Iraq I sealed my fate,
It's looking more like Watergate,
?Cause somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good -- unlike me;
?Cause if you're bad, you'll surely see;
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!

It will be a very liberal Christmas indeed!