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May 29, 2007 14:00

My housemate has a big bar of Top Deck chocolate in the fridge..

Why is life so UNFAIR?

How can he not gorge on it like a rabid chocomonster, lapping at the white/milk chocolatey goodness until the wrapper is left bare. Alternatly savoring then chomping down on it.

I would do that.

And all the while, it sits there...

Anyways, i'm still in Australia, not for long though. I'm flying back to the UK in just over a week. I'm excited about seeing my cats (eee!), but damn people, the UK is not the place to be.

Rain, miserable people, scumbag chavs, endless traffic, worthless media obsessions about 1 missing girl in a hundred, useless rude shop assistants..

Seriously, the only time i have heard people swearing in the 'can't go a sentence without it' way was from a freaking COCKNEY last week. Once i get back and hear the usual dolescum "fuckfuckthisfuck", i'm going to snap and attack them.

I need to a. have millions overnight, b. Become a refugee from a viable country, or c. find a job that is in their demon list of skilled workers needed. Photographer is not one of them sadly.

Hello to everyone who's asked about me! Once i get back, i'll be more active in my posting. I also have a shedload of photos from my year here! My main priority when back is to learn to drive! It's the one regret i have, not doing so before i came out. It would have been invaluable.

Now if you excuse me, i have a refrigerator to peek into..
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