near death.
sunday night i almost died. but i lived instead! due to my amazing driving skills. bonussss.
last night i had a dream that i moved into a new room i was renting and it was nate wellman's old room and it was filled with dead pigeons and pigeon poo which you can catch over 60 different diseases from and a nest of little baby pigeons so to clean up the mess i fed the baby pigeons the dead grownup pigeons and then i took one of the baby pigeons' heads and fed it to the other two baby pigeons and they made an ice cream flavor out of it. that tasted like baby pigeons that ate their dead siblings' skulls. naturally, i was hesitant to try it.
also something else that i need to report is that i found something to do in the garden that is way more fun than lifting up the bricks and finding lots of ants. and it is instead wiggling the bricks and watching the patio explode with worms.
last night i had a dream that i moved into a new room i was renting and it was nate wellman's old room and it was filled with dead pigeons and pigeon poo which you can catch over 60 different diseases from and a nest of little baby pigeons so to clean up the mess i fed the baby pigeons the dead grownup pigeons and then i took one of the baby pigeons' heads and fed it to the other two baby pigeons and they made an ice cream flavor out of it. that tasted like baby pigeons that ate their dead siblings' skulls. naturally, i was hesitant to try it.
also something else that i need to report is that i found something to do in the garden that is way more fun than lifting up the bricks and finding lots of ants. and it is instead wiggling the bricks and watching the patio explode with worms.