Three agonizing hours in a Wal-Mart
Will make you loopy as hell.
* I couldn't stop laughing at everything.
* Upon walking in the door, this woman had an orange price sticker on her back left pant leg.
* This one woman started digging in our unattended carts. I shooed her away.
* What was up with the funky African-American female hair-fros? This one fanned out like some feathery headdress (or maybe a peacock), the other had streaks of gray in it and looked like Bride of Frankenstein hair. Dear god, tame it down!
* At one point, I stood with one leg on the front of Kristal's car, and the other leg on the back of my cart, had Kristal push it while I declared, "Onward, ho!" whilst waving around a rubber ducky bathroom rod.
* We played "What Commercial Am I From?" in the frozen foods aisle.
* Last, but not least, we terrorized our cashier with 5 separate bills.
Edit:
Gooooo Gamma!! With having to name storms via the Greek alphabet, it's starting to sound like fraternities and sororities. Can you just imagine it?
TWC meterologist: "Here we have Hurricane Phi Beta Omega threatening South Florida once again."
Old geezer in South Florida: "I knew I shouldn't have taken part in so many hazings back in my college years."
Oh, it's on.
* I couldn't stop laughing at everything.
* Upon walking in the door, this woman had an orange price sticker on her back left pant leg.
* This one woman started digging in our unattended carts. I shooed her away.
* What was up with the funky African-American female hair-fros? This one fanned out like some feathery headdress (or maybe a peacock), the other had streaks of gray in it and looked like Bride of Frankenstein hair. Dear god, tame it down!
* At one point, I stood with one leg on the front of Kristal's car, and the other leg on the back of my cart, had Kristal push it while I declared, "Onward, ho!" whilst waving around a rubber ducky bathroom rod.
* We played "What Commercial Am I From?" in the frozen foods aisle.
* Last, but not least, we terrorized our cashier with 5 separate bills.
Edit:
Gooooo Gamma!! With having to name storms via the Greek alphabet, it's starting to sound like fraternities and sororities. Can you just imagine it?
TWC meterologist: "Here we have Hurricane Phi Beta Omega threatening South Florida once again."
Old geezer in South Florida: "I knew I shouldn't have taken part in so many hazings back in my college years."
Oh, it's on.