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I could have sex with a man.
I could have sex with a woman.
Or, I could have sex.........with myself.
Okay!
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When you've got songs titled "My Pussy Is A Cactus" and "Mangina", contributions by an LA drag queen named Vaginal Davis, chances are it might be interesting.
In other news:
*My twat cousin banned me from the computer. He also said I didn't have any discipline in my upbringing and I said too many snide remarks towards him and I wash my clothes too much and I............forget what else I did. This was Wednesday at 2:30 AM when he said this to me, and we haven't spoken since. I don't care to ever speak with him again. I've had it with him and his psychotic capabilities. The man is insane. If I was raised with two fully Greek parents, I'd be the same way. So I'm not using the fucking washer anymore, but I shall get my two big scoops of laundry detergent they owe me and be on my way. I absolutely refuse to live with any family member, especially him, AGAIN!! So I won't have computer access until after August 7th.
I should bring a guy over and fuck him loudly before I leave. Take that for not having any discipline!!!
*Rhonda got married today. I was late 10 minutes, but I did make it in time to see most of it. And to hear her break down and cry when she said "Be your wife", in typical Rhonda fashion mind you, and it was totally precious. The rain scared everyone inside as we tried to eat outside. We could see it coming down the Halifax River in typical Florida fashion. Cake was good. And I participated in both the bouquet and garter throwing. I was in the bouquet group and Kelley said, "Isn't Costa a single female?" Rhonda says, "He sure is!" Good times. I ended up catching the garter since there were about 4 of us guys. Danielle Ginder caught the bouquet, so that's who I had to 'garter'. I get on my knees and ask, "Can I do this with my hands?" but I decided to go for it all and used my teeth, but the garter got stuck on her sock and I had to push it up with my hand. That made Rhonda's day :D We threw birdseed and watched them drive off to Disney for their honeymoon. Saw Ashley drive her mom's minivan. It's like her, but so not like her to drive one. Danielle wouldn't give me the garter, but that's okay. I went back inside to pick up a party favor and to thank them for inviting me, so I say to Cindy as she's busy cleaning up, ".....Thanks for inviting me." She looks at me and is like, "::fake smile::....Uh huh." She just came off as unfriendly and me no likey.
*Did to-gos on Friday and with 5 deliveries, made $52. Don't ask how. This one lady I quoted her as her bill being $84.60. They gave me $120 and told me to keep the change. Shocked the life out of me until I got back to work. Either she misheard me or she had a lot of money to spare.
I be pretty stressed lately and getting desperate feeling. Make it stop. No day off until next weekend. Even then I'll probably be on the run. If I rest, I become restless and bored. My mind races so I must need something to occupy it and that's why I probably work a lot.
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My pussy is a cactus, it's dry
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I could have sex with a woman.
Or, I could have sex.........with myself.
Okay!
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When you've got songs titled "My Pussy Is A Cactus" and "Mangina", contributions by an LA drag queen named Vaginal Davis, chances are it might be interesting.
In other news:
*My twat cousin banned me from the computer. He also said I didn't have any discipline in my upbringing and I said too many snide remarks towards him and I wash my clothes too much and I............forget what else I did. This was Wednesday at 2:30 AM when he said this to me, and we haven't spoken since. I don't care to ever speak with him again. I've had it with him and his psychotic capabilities. The man is insane. If I was raised with two fully Greek parents, I'd be the same way. So I'm not using the fucking washer anymore, but I shall get my two big scoops of laundry detergent they owe me and be on my way. I absolutely refuse to live with any family member, especially him, AGAIN!! So I won't have computer access until after August 7th.
I should bring a guy over and fuck him loudly before I leave. Take that for not having any discipline!!!
*Rhonda got married today. I was late 10 minutes, but I did make it in time to see most of it. And to hear her break down and cry when she said "Be your wife", in typical Rhonda fashion mind you, and it was totally precious. The rain scared everyone inside as we tried to eat outside. We could see it coming down the Halifax River in typical Florida fashion. Cake was good. And I participated in both the bouquet and garter throwing. I was in the bouquet group and Kelley said, "Isn't Costa a single female?" Rhonda says, "He sure is!" Good times. I ended up catching the garter since there were about 4 of us guys. Danielle Ginder caught the bouquet, so that's who I had to 'garter'. I get on my knees and ask, "Can I do this with my hands?" but I decided to go for it all and used my teeth, but the garter got stuck on her sock and I had to push it up with my hand. That made Rhonda's day :D We threw birdseed and watched them drive off to Disney for their honeymoon. Saw Ashley drive her mom's minivan. It's like her, but so not like her to drive one. Danielle wouldn't give me the garter, but that's okay. I went back inside to pick up a party favor and to thank them for inviting me, so I say to Cindy as she's busy cleaning up, ".....Thanks for inviting me." She looks at me and is like, "::fake smile::....Uh huh." She just came off as unfriendly and me no likey.
*Did to-gos on Friday and with 5 deliveries, made $52. Don't ask how. This one lady I quoted her as her bill being $84.60. They gave me $120 and told me to keep the change. Shocked the life out of me until I got back to work. Either she misheard me or she had a lot of money to spare.
I be pretty stressed lately and getting desperate feeling. Make it stop. No day off until next weekend. Even then I'll probably be on the run. If I rest, I become restless and bored. My mind races so I must need something to occupy it and that's why I probably work a lot.
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My pussy is a cactus, it's dry
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