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Ahoy! and welcome to another fun filled episode of the Vikings, though technically my ten weeks was up..a week ago? I'm still going to post, cause I wanna at least get this generation done. if anyone thinks I should extend the legacy or if you have any suggestions like sending this gen to college, let me know!
you may remember Jay, creepy sonofabitch and adopted son of Lauren and Gregorian.
his life started going down hill, being scared by multiple family ghosts, wetting himself, and falling asleep standing up.
he was also too tired and stinky to eat.
like I said, he had a few accidents.
obviously things aren't going so well for Gregorian and Lauren, either.
I guess it's a stressful life, being a legacy spouse.
almost EVERYONE had a want to resurrect Platinum, so I shamelessly cheated to get the phone to call up ol grimmy.
Hay Ya'll, don't do it if you ain't gonna do it right, k?
Platinum: I'm back, bitches!
Lauren: woo! my moms back in the flesh and she isn't eating brains, what a grand day!
still three bolters, but not married or in love, that will have to change.
indeed, it's a day of mixed emotions. we got Platinum back only to lose Olive.
Ag...we can just call him Aggy or something because I can never remember his name.
but he's cute! he did that all by himself.
what'd I say about Lauren being a failure in the kitchen and all?
Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Gregorian obviously has strong facial features, look at those eyes and nose.
you win some you lose some.
and twas the end of the week, and thus a new week begins!
and it began by breaking my heart.
Say hello to Rasta Batali, his eyes match his sweater and his dreads are BALLIN'.
look at him, so sweet, so blissful, so..unaware of what is about to happen to him.
Lauren: and take those adopted pigs with you!
I feel so bad for Gregorian, he's so sweet and adorable =[ but I can't deny the challenge, and he moves out, though unfortunately not with the adopted kids.
looks like Lauren doesn't feel quite as about the split as Gregorian did. though she did roll the want to "invite Gregorian over" right away.
I figured that the time was ripe to send Lauren to scope out some other hotties, see if any wanted a bite at the Viking apple before the week was up.
this here is FTW IDK by kingmike1224 but they had no chemistry, just a shared love of burgers.
Rylie Brandt by prescilla_bean Ecko by jbruntz Jinnee by chitina_sims and someone who I can't put a name to 'cause I can't see the face, sorry =[
Pluto by cosmetical with a different skin, and I dearly wished that Lauren has chemistry with him, but alas, none!
I think Lauren should be banned from cooking, forever. but that'd kill her career and I want another pretty grave since those are the only ones that haven't fled for greener pastures yet.
these photos also remind me I need to download sexy feet, but every time I go to I get intimidated by all the different files and don't.
Lauren DID have chemistry with this guy, Simon by simbic and he is a hottie.
-gasp- could this be..Lauren's soul mate? but no, only two bolts and also being in business with your partner is a tough game.
Excuse me, but who is that lurking behind you guys?
I feel so bad for Gregorian, honestly, makes me want to weep pixelated tears.
he comes around, knocks over the trash can and then sits on the beach and stares at the waves.
Uhm, Lauren..don't you have two children? I could've sworn you lost your virginity as a teen.
this is pretty much the state of the house at present, bugs, ghosts and temper tantrums. HOWDY YA'LL.
and like I said...lots of tantrums, even though we have a piano, game system, pinball, tv and a ballet barre..oh yeah AND THEY LIVE ON THE BEACH, all the kids are constantly whining about being bored.
I let the fish die on accident, whoops.
since a lot of the kids were in the red I decided a puppy could perk them up, so we got Caramel!
and Platinum luvz him, she spent hours just staring into his little puppy eyes.
I invited Simon over because I was secretly almost kind of hoping that he would knock up Lauren. but then again I kind of didn't want to waste him on her when we already have heir eligible children.
and I sold the fish tank and moved the living room furniture around to make Cora's dream of owning a drum set a reality.
she's got such luscious lips, nom nom nom.
that's what I get for indulging the old lovebirds and letting them have their wants.
Gregorian seriously lurks past the house every night, knocks over the garbage can and then just leers at everything in sight. apparently the alpha wolf doesn't like this behavior on his turf.
I also redecorated the front bathroom that was pink and white, because it started bothering me and looking too barren, so I used this GORGEOUS set by Adele.
and I also noticed that Batali is about the same color as Samuels spots.
they'd both had wants to fall in love for some time and then they did, and rolled fears to getting engaged/married. but tough titty.
Cora has finally become radioactive, hooray!
all together now, welcome Batali into the big people world of real food and peeing on a big potty.
his eyes still match his sweater, you like that continuity, don't you?
Cora has turned into the PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, and it must be hard to concentrate on homework when you have a crazy redhead slammin' the keys right next to you.
and that's that for this update, you got suggestions? give 'em to me =D