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Yeah, I know that I'm knocking out some updates pretty fast and probably spamming your friends list, but there's a good reason!
I'm trying to catch up to where I am in game because this generation is dragging on foreverrrr, and I want to get it over with.
I don't know about you guys, but I didn't usually hang out with my dad while he pooped when I was that age.
Okay, Kennedy, that was cute when you were two, now you need to act more ladylike in order to trap some poor unsuspecting man in your lady venus fly trap.
MOAR GRAVEYARD EXPANSION!
Hey look, it's one of my sims! I think this is the one I submitted to the PT founder collection last month, she's cute.
despite going to school every day, Hilton almost never does his homework, and his fun is always bottomed out.
Olive is still being strangled by toddlers, fortunately this one is considerably less stinky than the twins were.
I think I took this to show you her profile, she has the same one that Samuel had when he was a toddler, quite monkey-ish.
she also has a disregard for Olive's need to sleep, and the fact that there are two/three floor blankets in the nursery.
Oh, Casserole! how I wish I would've fed you that magical dog food of everlasting life =[
I do have university now, and maybe one day we'll get a genie lamp? then I can summon her back to earth among the mortals!
MOVIN' ON UP.
cute, yes?
slightly less cute.
is this your fourth baby, Platinum? I wouldn't be so surprised.
(Hilton, Lauren, Bloomingdale + Folger and Kennedy, so yep, her fourth.)
Whoa there! Ned by gheez is trying to creep up on some young unsuspecting lady, for shame!
Ned: can't rape the willing, baby.
well, by all means, carry on then!
did you guys get married and not tell me? what is with all this community toilet usage.
MOVIN' ON UP.
it's Pericles by needlecream!
I will have him!
ONLY two?
oh, in case you hadn't noticed I made over the dining room.
I wish that I could lower things on the wall without them being all shadowy =[ and also, that rug has since been taken out of the room doesn't match my decor.
Lauren is so nice! even with her big scary claw feet =0
did I say that Lauren is my favorite? SHE'S MY FAVORITE!
make way, big mama is late to the party.
yeah, there were a few screenshots that something happened to, on the right side they'd have another part of the house on them...
this one included, but hey, it's Hilton!
He's straight! and he's a grilled cheese sim!
and here is Bloomingdale, she's pretty cute, but I'm really tired of the scary cheeks that Carrot Stick passed down.
Folger: BLAST AND DAMNATION!
there may or may not be some crazy going on here.
well, since there's only..two? that are old enough to, I think it won't be too hard.
this is just some spam, because Kennedy is pretty sexy for a bunch of teenage pixels.
Dwight by stakeit_uk came over to smack around Samuel for peeping on his wife next door (Amata Peverell for those of you who haven't read that legacy.)
take a look, this is hopefully the last kid of this generation.
Johnson! named after Casey Johnson of the Johnson and Johnson fame, except now she's dead, but he's still named after her.
make wiener jokes if you want.
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAILING.
I'm sorry, but do I pay you to play with Olive? no? THEN START CLEANING SHIT.
Hilton may be bringing home a D report card, but his sisters are doing just fine.
you know, females are the better sex.
WOO! Samuel made it, baby!
Folger: I'm looking at you.
Olive: I'm looking at you looking at me.
Folger: I'm looking at you looking at me looking at you.
Olive: I'm looking at you looking at me looking at you looking at me.
Folger: I'm looking at you looking at me looking at you looking at--- fuck.
Ferdinand is there something you've been meaning to tell me? because you're looking at this food like you died from starvation, but in fact, you died of old age.
please, game, don't bork on me now.
ACK! Hide the children!
I also never gave my brother back rubs, but what do I know, maybe this is normal...maybe.
Ferdinand: rubbing your brothers back in a sensual way is not normal under any circumstances! I will have order!
Nope, not kidding.
Hilton: My life is in shambles, how will I ever get into a good college now?!
Well hullo there Pirate McSkittles by sixamsims I see she's trying to get you into her lady trap too.
Hilton: How will I ever provide for my family?!
toot toot!
this is Alizarin by wgroome and he IS a nice slice of man cake.
her LTW is to be a celebrity chef.
-licks screen- is she a Platinum clone? please, tell me she isn't.
Well, hello there skunk, I see that you've found yourself a tasty treat in all that garbage this household produces with it's shit ton of kids and slacker parents who drop things to run and go bump nasties, please, enjoy.
drat.
don't you remember what your great grandfather told you, no? he was a shiny white man, it was a few days ago when he scared the bejeezes out of you and almost made you wet yourself.
anyway, he said not to be incestuous.
just boogeying on down.
mmm baby, I liked that stuffed marlin in the background.
I swear to you, when they aren't getting their backs rubbed, they're up eachothers butts. I'll be alarmed if one of them ever loses their virginity to someone who isn't their twin.
and this, my friends, is REALLY hopefully the last kid this generation.
named after Courtenay Semel...whose parents apparently didn't care to spell her name the right way.