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and here is our generation two heir, Eir!
She's gotten a few promotions in her career track of choice, but I can't remember what she does right now, BUT SHE'S HOTT.
Eir was nearly half way through being an adult when she was crowned heir, so I quickly sent her on an outing to find man meat! but at her first location there was none to be had.
but there WAS Imma Teapot by naughtydolphin and behind her sniffing the glorious aroma of burnt hot dogs is Badger Nerdface by telectroscope
Wynter Mosher also showed up by bondchick_nett if only it was her brother, Peace!
I seriously considered turning Eir into a good witch, but..meh. I don't see her having any witchiness in her blood, maybe next gen?
OMG THE WITCHES FAMILIAR IS SEE THROUGH, HOW AWESOME.
btw, are see through cats the new glow in the dark cats? possibly.
so I sent her to the suuuuper secret nature hobby lot to scope out some babes, and instead she did this to all the flowers, which is my first time seeing this EVARRRR.
Again, no men to be had, but her sister Hel was there, and she was apparently quite upset at not making heir, so she took out her frustrations on the in-tune with nature lady.
before I kicked out all the spares I rolled the "get as many dogs as humanly possible" challenge, so I started it when we actually had room in the house for them.
so in answer to your question, pop up, no, I don't really want to adopt Casserole, but I will.
Ferdinand has found a new calling in life, to smother as many puppies as he can before death consumes him.
this kids last name is TIMBERLAKE..that is all.
again, nope, not really, BUT I WILL.
this white one here is Casserole, and Ferdinand wants to OM NOM NOM HER.
and this off white one is Chowder, who has promptly melted my heart with her licking.
I'd like to adopt a burrito right now if I could eat it, I'm STARVING.
he took a shower before greeting this one, how kind!
Why the heck not, she's black and I like black puppies!
this is the only one I can really tell apart from the rest, 'cause she's a super different color.
and last and possibly least, is Fondue.
I'm not really sure which puppies are which genders, but I ended up with three girls and two boys.
and here are four of the puppies now! I set up a station outside with dog houses, bowls and chewies.
and there was also one bed inside, two dishes, and uhh..one chewie.
once Eir got home from work I sent her on another outing to scope for baby daddies, this isn't one, but it IS Hestia Randolph by quincia and she's definitely a big ole pot of sexy, unfortunately though she's the wrong sex for our heir.
couldn't agree with you more, my darling.
Eir: I like your..shaved...comb over...hair..thing, it's lovely!
Yulian: I almost slept with your mother, did you know that, did you know that I could have been your father?
Eir: but you're not my father, oh boy are you not my father.
Yulian: -not interested-
Why hello there, Farmer Lemur! you're looking grand today.
you just moved out, quit trying to get back in!
Terbium by thealicecat walked by to check out Eir while she was taking out the garbage.
he IS quite sexy, but he's missing his eyes and I can't have that.
Eir is always rolling wants to go hiking, and she never meets pixeltrade people =[
oh, uhm..okay.
she was nearly starving but she kept jumping up from eating to scratch at her poison ivy.
Natasha Fenell by sims_by_izza decided to stroll by the house, and OMG IS SHE SEXY.
but she also somehow lost her eyes and I'm going to have to figure out how to fix them in simPE before I marry any of these eyeless sims into the legacy.
just as I was about to send her downtown again Polaris by engram_au walked by! so I made her greet him. they have some chemistry, but it's only one bolt and he didn't seem entirely interested, so I sent her downtown anyway.
Maddox by brilliantcat showed up
and so did...Loki...Eir's brother..
I've never had the weird sibling incest loving going on in my game but obviously now I do.
Obviously Maddox is out.
she did boogie on down with Polaris, though!
and OMG IS THAT YOUR FIRST KISS EIR?! I can't remember.
she looks..bothered.
as does Maddox, what do they know about Polaris that I don't know?!
and then her face stuck like that.
it turned out to be a FLAT SCREEN TV, I wish I could get that just from kissing a sexy boy.
not that you know, I encourage prostitution or anything..
Eir got a backrub from Loki..
and Loki got a backrub from Eir.
I think here is where I had to buy the bat box and fix the stupid facial expression. not that I wouldn't be looking worried too if the most action I was getting was from my brother.
Eir for Heir portrait!
she did a little smustlin' before making her way to her next destination.
but before she left Jinnee by chitina_sims showed up. she looks so unique, I definitely want her in one of my legacies, and soon! she just looks so pleased with sim!life.
Eir: wow these bugs are gross, luckily I carry around maximum strength roach killer in my purse for situations as these.
Evil Witch: wow, these bugs that I just summoned are disgusting, lucky someone is neurotic enough to carry around bug spray in her purse.
Eir: -is worried about the future of this legacy-
BURNING GYM EQUIPMENT, A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME?!
day three of the prowl for someone to co-heir with eir starts off with a whole bunch of SEXY.
Idunn by..me Mercury by thealicecat Dirk by bondchick_nett and Carrot Stick Behr by simppl_life
Carrot Stick and Eir have apparently hit it off, she picked him out of the crowd.
there's cheek stroking, SOMETHING THAT FLAVOR FLAV DOESN'T ALLOW!
and finally ~a kiss~!!!
there's a shit ton of PT sims in that room, and you can't see it but CS and Eir are totally making out.
Victoire by simmytizzy obviously isn't happy about someone else scoring, what a cock block.
yes, and bring your super sperm with you, because Eir is about dried out.
he wouldn't move in with her! I guess he just isn't ready for that kind of commitment with a lady he met at bangin' club dante.
but he will get down with her two minutes after arriving. how does that work? idk, hormones.
Ferdinand never married Embla, and since he had turned into an elder that day, I decided why not, the time was ripe for elder love.
he just got married and your trying to get him with a girl..named Platinum, how sexy.
(Platinum is sexy, but not for Ferdinand.)
still reluctant, I see.
he spent the night, and then Eir fell in luurrrve with him.
and then he finally gave way and decided he might as well move in since he already hit it and she was in love with him, and a pirate, ARRRGH.
yes, I know I spelled it with two T's instead of one and I don't know why, probably because I was making sims in the wee hours of the morning, I'll blame that.
AND I realize that I marked him a bondchick sim...and he isn't, and I apparently got bondchick_nett's generation of the Behr's and simppl_life's generation of them mixed up, I'm sorry!
He's loaded..and he's a foodie!?! what more could a girl ask for.
this is Casserole, and she is perhaps the most crazy looking dog I've ever seen.
the other four grew up at once, let's have a look!
this is uhh..Fondue...or Burrito, and the other one is uhh, either Fondue or Burrito, they look so much alike I can't really be bothered to tell.
this little guy is Chowder, and I think he's the only one that doesn't piss inside.
and this, why, this is Fajita! I'll take back what I said about Casserole and give that award to this beast, she's evil and she's ugly. and Embla loves her.
Eir Eir! EIRRRRR!
some pocket change for the new couple.
this is either Burrito or Fondue, trying to bite one of the many hands that feed it.
CS got his taaaan on.
-wibbles- I want him.
in the tiniest bathroom with the worst lighting...
Carrot Stick Behr officially announces that he wants to join the nut house.