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I have a stupid work meeting in the morning. By morning I mean six in the A.M.
I saw a man at work today do something pretty wacky. Wacky enough that some dude with a lot of muscles even looked weirded out.
The old man goes up to the soups and begins to pour himself a BAG of soup! Yeah, he poured it into a bag.
It was really weird. First time I have seen that at work... well, ok, or anywhere else.
This crazy lady with no left nostril came in and I haven't seen her for a year. She has no left nostril, it is missing, there is just a hole.
She LOVES to talk to herself. She talks about the products she is looking at to absolutely no one. She even pauses between statements like she is listening to someone respond. She even looks at the person as she speaks. It is really neat! I got all excited when she finally came up to the counter and I was totally hyped up for some crazy conversation with this lady. So she comes up and I must have had a million pounds of anticipation spurting from my pores and I asked her, "Hi there, anything I can help you with?"
Oh and I was waiting to see what she would say.
"No, just looking."
Then she walked away!
THAT was it!
She then spent 10 minutes watching a lady make noodle bowls and talked about pita bread to NO ONE.
Talking to no one was better than talking to me... gross... I hate myself
I saw a man at work today do something pretty wacky. Wacky enough that some dude with a lot of muscles even looked weirded out.
The old man goes up to the soups and begins to pour himself a BAG of soup! Yeah, he poured it into a bag.
It was really weird. First time I have seen that at work... well, ok, or anywhere else.
This crazy lady with no left nostril came in and I haven't seen her for a year. She has no left nostril, it is missing, there is just a hole.
She LOVES to talk to herself. She talks about the products she is looking at to absolutely no one. She even pauses between statements like she is listening to someone respond. She even looks at the person as she speaks. It is really neat! I got all excited when she finally came up to the counter and I was totally hyped up for some crazy conversation with this lady. So she comes up and I must have had a million pounds of anticipation spurting from my pores and I asked her, "Hi there, anything I can help you with?"
Oh and I was waiting to see what she would say.
"No, just looking."
Then she walked away!
THAT was it!
She then spent 10 minutes watching a lady make noodle bowls and talked about pita bread to NO ONE.
Talking to no one was better than talking to me... gross... I hate myself