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Sep 09, 2004 20:12

I have decided to name my next gnome Zamzow.

I also want to cross my genetic code with that of a Shar Pei.

What is it about haircuts that I just don't get them very often? I usually end up watching hair grow over my ears and I get my ethnic induced duck-tail that soon enough will become a rat-tail if I let it. Why the hell does that ONE little spot grow longer than the rest of the hair on the back of my head? Is it racing its way to my butt? Maybe I am part Centaur and don't know it and I am trying to grow a majestic tail.

Have you ever had a gun pulled on you? Cause I know that I have, more than once. It is not a good feeling and your brain works completely different at that moment. You don't even have a chance to cast protection from missile weapons or, better yet, confound foe.

paycheck.

Today I drank... oh man... a DIET Dr Pepper.
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