I'm going to hell... who's coming with me?
Well... went to church today.... as usual i didn't like anyone there and all the hot chicks were about as pretty as a cockroach with hair and make-up... and only 2 legs.. but anywho... the whole service was mainly about marriage and sex.... and i found out i'm going to hell simply because of one category..."sex"
apparently to go to heaven you have to be pure of immoral thoughts... pure of immoral sexual acts... no coarse/sexual joking.... and frankly.... i have done all of those... more than once.... so i say that i'm screwed from getting into heaven, so anyone who thinks their going to hell... not necessarily for these reasons.. give me your name and i'll save you a seat on the bus....
-Patch
"don't eat yellow snow. If you don't know what i mean, then i'm not going to tell you."
apparently to go to heaven you have to be pure of immoral thoughts... pure of immoral sexual acts... no coarse/sexual joking.... and frankly.... i have done all of those... more than once.... so i say that i'm screwed from getting into heaven, so anyone who thinks their going to hell... not necessarily for these reasons.. give me your name and i'll save you a seat on the bus....
-Patch
"don't eat yellow snow. If you don't know what i mean, then i'm not going to tell you."