Would the ISU Daily print this?
I think not.
Cornell Opinion Piece
For those of you who don't bother clicking on the link, I have exerpts:
"at some point in her life, every woman should turn to her man and suggest, "let's watch porn together," if only to see how his face lights up."
" Well, actually, I went to checkout. He tried to look inconspicuous behind the new releases while I requested and received the "sex-columnist discount" and chatted up everyone in sight"
"Essentially, there are two kinds of porn: the kind made in studios with actors and directors and good lighting -- and the kind you make yourself, which always ends up looking kinda crooked, because you left the camera perched precariously on top of your sagging dresser."
To be honest, the article isn't that well written or that funny. Oh well, at least the attempt was made. And it was made in the offical univisity newspaper. I should also mention I've never felt the slightest desire to watch porn with a girlfriend. Am I really in the minority here?
Till next time, good-bye from the land of immorality and sexual promiscuity otherwise known as states-that-didn't-vote-for-bush.
Cornell Opinion Piece
For those of you who don't bother clicking on the link, I have exerpts:
"at some point in her life, every woman should turn to her man and suggest, "let's watch porn together," if only to see how his face lights up."
" Well, actually, I went to checkout. He tried to look inconspicuous behind the new releases while I requested and received the "sex-columnist discount" and chatted up everyone in sight"
"Essentially, there are two kinds of porn: the kind made in studios with actors and directors and good lighting -- and the kind you make yourself, which always ends up looking kinda crooked, because you left the camera perched precariously on top of your sagging dresser."
To be honest, the article isn't that well written or that funny. Oh well, at least the attempt was made. And it was made in the offical univisity newspaper. I should also mention I've never felt the slightest desire to watch porn with a girlfriend. Am I really in the minority here?
Till next time, good-bye from the land of immorality and sexual promiscuity otherwise known as states-that-didn't-vote-for-bush.