Part of my adventures with Rhawnie in Berkeley:
[10:43] deirdredargenteuil: the craziest thing happened while Rhawnie and I were at the grocery store in Berkeley
[10:43] coffeelater: Hari Krishna's attacked and gave you flowers?
[10:43] deirdredargenteuil: some old lady started telling Rhawnie to fuck off in front of the cashier
[10:43] coffeelater: WTF
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: it started because this lady darted in between us as we were getting in line
[10:44] coffeelater: And she moved up to you?
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: so Rhawnie reached over and grabbed my can of espresso to pay for it
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: Rhawnie made it first
[10:44] coffeelater: oic
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: so I was behind the crazy lady
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and the crazy lady said I don't think that's yours and I don't appreciate that
[10:45] coffeelater: OMFG LMAO
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: maybe someday you'll grow up
[10:45] coffeelater: It's hers now crazy old lady
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and Rhawnie said maybe someday you will
[10:45] coffeelater: UM... AWESOME
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and the crazy old lady flipped her wig
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: in fact
[10:45] coffeelater: I would have said. It's mine now biatch!
[10:45] coffeelater: Just stop me!
[10:45] coffeelater: Just F'ing stop me
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: SHE CHASED US IN HER CAR SO SHE COULD CALL US NAMES as we walked down the street
[10:46] coffeelater: Whatcha gonna do? Gum me to death
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: LOL
[10:46] coffeelater: Oh no psycho old lady... does the nursing home know you're out
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: I was all, good thing there's all these cars parked along the side of the street, she might try ramming us
[10:46] coffeelater: ok... I might have called the cops
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: we laughed about it all weekend
[10:47] coffeelater: and told them some crazy old lady was threatening me with her car
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: LOL
[10:47] coffeelater: zomg... did you take a pic
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: should have
[10:47] coffeelater: you guys should have taking pics
[10:47] coffeelater: fuk
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: I was laughing too hard
[10:47] coffeelater: I have awesome vid on this phone
[10:47] coffeelater: video would have been so sweet
[10:47] coffeelater: you guys blow
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: she was screaming out her window that we were assholes
[10:48] deirdredargenteuil: dude, clearly someone was off her medication
[10:50] coffeelater: So funny
[10:50] coffeelater: Best store trip ever
[10:51] coffeelater: You should have gone back in the store and bought her an enema
[10:51] coffeelater: tossed it in the window and told her that maybe that would get whatever was impacted in her ass out.
[10:52] deirdredargenteuil: hahahahahahahahahah
[10:43] coffeelater: Hari Krishna's attacked and gave you flowers?
[10:43] deirdredargenteuil: some old lady started telling Rhawnie to fuck off in front of the cashier
[10:43] coffeelater: WTF
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: it started because this lady darted in between us as we were getting in line
[10:44] coffeelater: And she moved up to you?
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: so Rhawnie reached over and grabbed my can of espresso to pay for it
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: Rhawnie made it first
[10:44] coffeelater: oic
[10:44] deirdredargenteuil: so I was behind the crazy lady
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and the crazy lady said I don't think that's yours and I don't appreciate that
[10:45] coffeelater: OMFG LMAO
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: maybe someday you'll grow up
[10:45] coffeelater: It's hers now crazy old lady
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and Rhawnie said maybe someday you will
[10:45] coffeelater: UM... AWESOME
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: and the crazy old lady flipped her wig
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: in fact
[10:45] coffeelater: I would have said. It's mine now biatch!
[10:45] coffeelater: Just stop me!
[10:45] coffeelater: Just F'ing stop me
[10:45] deirdredargenteuil: SHE CHASED US IN HER CAR SO SHE COULD CALL US NAMES as we walked down the street
[10:46] coffeelater: Whatcha gonna do? Gum me to death
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: LOL
[10:46] coffeelater: Oh no psycho old lady... does the nursing home know you're out
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: I was all, good thing there's all these cars parked along the side of the street, she might try ramming us
[10:46] coffeelater: ok... I might have called the cops
[10:46] deirdredargenteuil: we laughed about it all weekend
[10:47] coffeelater: and told them some crazy old lady was threatening me with her car
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: LOL
[10:47] coffeelater: zomg... did you take a pic
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: should have
[10:47] coffeelater: you guys should have taking pics
[10:47] coffeelater: fuk
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: I was laughing too hard
[10:47] coffeelater: I have awesome vid on this phone
[10:47] coffeelater: video would have been so sweet
[10:47] coffeelater: you guys blow
[10:47] deirdredargenteuil: she was screaming out her window that we were assholes
[10:48] deirdredargenteuil: dude, clearly someone was off her medication
[10:50] coffeelater: So funny
[10:50] coffeelater: Best store trip ever
[10:51] coffeelater: You should have gone back in the store and bought her an enema
[10:51] coffeelater: tossed it in the window and told her that maybe that would get whatever was impacted in her ass out.
[10:52] deirdredargenteuil: hahahahahahahahahah